darn chaumbrelauwn

move over "heated rivalry" because i am a "seated guyvalry" for STRIP LAW on netlifx!! 👍👍

supermarket goons just kicked me off the coinstar...pit boss said the action was too hot

gonna close orders for these in the morning so this batch can get made; thank u ❤️❤️

setting the mood

alas no, the screens with the quote were burned to accomodate printing on sleeves

LV ~ the Luther Vandross tee

there's a few LUTHER V tees left in the shop too, limited sizing tho ~ vanitypublishing.bigcartel.com/product/the-...

this is one of my favorite shirts i own, it's like it was made just for me

pascalle this is so nice to read, thank u!!

Long-sleeve Wuthering Heights t-shirt featuring Heathcliff and Cathy

left sleeve reading "WHATEVER OUR SOULS ARE MADE OF"

right sleeve reading "HIS AND MINE ARE THE SAME ♥♥"

my bro is doing pre-orders for a very limited 2nd run of the beloved 2021 amfmpm x vanity publishing WUTHERING HEIGHTS tee and longsleeve, silkscreened and heat-set by hand. get it! vanitypublishing.bigcartel.com/product/the-... ♥♥

The WUTHERING HEIGHTS Shirt! "Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same." Heathcliff and Catherine, back together again! Bright purple ink hand...

OKAY FINE we're doing a small 2nd run of these; just opened pre-orders vanitypublishing.bigcartel.com/product/the-...

The WUTHERING HEIGHTS Shirt! "Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same." Heathcliff and Catherine, back together again! Bright purple ink hand...

alas no backstock BUT i have talked my bro into doing a small 2nd run of these; gonna do pre-orders now and screen in the coming weeks: vanitypublishing.bigcartel.com/product/the-...

like now, for instance

if i was in the super bowl and i was losing really bad i would sit down on the field and cry and cry!!

somehow, backstreet is back

"we're not really rich" - the richest person you'll ever meet, from their giant house

the idiot king about to get what is coming to him

i will never help the king escape the lava pit and rubble crushing trap. only a fool unfit to lead would find themselves in this situation

the honorable thing to do would have been to close all the wendy's forever when dave thomas died

Fair contract for union members at Hearst WGA East members at Hearst Magazines are bargaining for a fair union contract, and they need your support. Our contract proposals are reasonable, fair, and necessary for Hearst to be a sustainable…

So far, Hearst management has proposed lower raises than members received in their last contract, increased in-office expectations, and offered ZERO protections against AI.

Send a letter to mgmt demanding they negotiate in good faith BEFORE 1/31 contract expiration:

if you thought the first time you had sex was bad, imagine the final time

tweet from @amfmpm: keep your “golden globes”, gimme those GULDEN’S GLOBS— i’m talkin MUSTARD, BABY!!

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logging on this morning

oh brother, another bad post from political influencer beltway brian. i am furious at beltway brian all of the time. i share screencaps of beltway brian's posts with people who have no idea who he is. i hate all of beltway brian's posts and i read all of them every single day, including weekends

Just got horrifying news about the conditions where German is being held so I'm sharing the gofundme again. Please share widely and donate if you can gofund.me/575c7a343

reflecting on the birth of christ as i walk around the house in shorts watching gone girl on my phone

1BF

ooOOooh someone got a BOYfriend

here's an "elf on the shelf" for ya: my super small dick on that big ol ass

As Xmas vacation beckons, check out my list of the Best TV Shows in 2025 that critics mostly AREN'T talking about. READ MORE HERE: https://loom.ly/EttdD1Y

Have I Got Renews For You!

Ready to prank? Here's how it works. 1. Blow up the cushion to the desired volume. 2. Place it on a chair or under a seat cushion. 3. Point and laugh when your target sits down!

okay now whatever you do don't forget step three