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If it weren't for Wattpad and AO3 we would probably have way more Kate Bushes

03.08.2025 22:50 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Elijah Wilcott’s profile Elijah uses Letterboxd to share film reviews and lists. 5 films watched.

letterboxd.com/Dracmin/
Follow me on the Box

31.07.2025 15:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They're going to execute him

30.07.2025 21:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The film gives us shells in the shape of the FF and asks us to fill in the holes with our knowledge of the characters. Ben Grimm does nothing. It is an empty film without a vision.
Perhaps a director's cut would help, but everyone seems to think the film is fine and doesn't need one, which is wrong.

30.07.2025 19:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Seeing the response to Fantastic Four: First Steps is a surreal experience for me.
It feels like a prank how hard people are glazing a movie that was chopped apart worse than Whedon's Justice League cut. The film has no first act. The characters have no personality besides what we're told about them

30.07.2025 19:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

LAWYER: your honor my client believes that the opposite of meteor is youteor

OTHER LAWYER: objection your honor it is clearly meteand

ME (from the jury): youteand

JUDGE: *bangs gavel* i will not tolerate a double opposite in my courtroom

30.07.2025 00:28 β€” πŸ‘ 66    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bugs or thugs which is scarier

30.07.2025 12:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One of the most underrated parts of Star Trek TOS that nobody talks about is the episode where they keep talking about how this computer genius is visiting who everyone is glazing and he shows up and he's a black guy. Nobody mentions it because why would they? It's the future. But for the 60s? Wild.

30.07.2025 12:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Peter Parker in green pants and a brown jacket walking with Mary Jane, who wears orange pants and a little belly shirt in the same colour, eating ice cream.

Peter Parker in green pants and a brown jacket walking with Mary Jane, who wears orange pants and a little belly shirt in the same colour, eating ice cream.

Me and the bad bitch I pulled by shooting cum out of my watch:

29.07.2025 17:49 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Mid-Tastic Four.
Not awful, but a mess. Lots to love. Cast did a great job and the characters were all great, but the script was an obvious hatchet job. I want Shalla-Bal to ride me like a surfboard. Kevin Feige must suffer.

29.07.2025 14:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

they should give steven harvey permission to hit the contestants atop the dome when he gets frustrated and needs to blow off some steam

28.07.2025 12:13 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Breaking: Donald Trump has directed the FBI and CIA to aid in a plan to drop a giant psychic squid on New York City to unite humanity against an imagined alien threat to distract from the Epstein list.

28.07.2025 19:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Start up idea: a big evil ape who kills innocent people for no reason. Sharks I am asking for 1 billion dollars

28.07.2025 19:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Upon thinking on it no I wouldn't I hate Tony Stark too much.

28.07.2025 19:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Would

28.07.2025 19:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If Max Landis hadn't gotten canceled he might have been able to one-up his father with an even deadlier helicopter crash. We were on the precipice of something big.

28.07.2025 12:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nazis r out here dressing in shirts that say like "awesome gamer dad" or like "Don’t talk to me until I've had my 1Up". When did they become soy

27.07.2025 23:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The bond between a man and a woman can never rival the bond between a man, a man, another man, and Dignan

26.07.2025 21:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
My reaction to Brad Taste admitting unprompted to being arrested for abusing his ex-fiance and not denying his guilt, a thing nobody knew about.

My reaction to Brad Taste admitting unprompted to being arrested for abusing his ex-fiance and not denying his guilt, a thing nobody knew about.

Felt like I was watching a cartel execution dude

26.07.2025 04:18 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
ERB

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Everyone in this is dead now

26.07.2025 04:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dick Suckly's Hoelistic Penis Agency

25.07.2025 13:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hulk Hogan's last words were reportedly "Being bisexual lowkey fell off"

24.07.2025 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Suddenly that liberal arts major isn't that much of a joke.

24.07.2025 18:14 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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A while ago I did this redesign of the Golden Age Public Domain character "The Spider Queen", who slung webs decades before Peter Parker.
I like how she turned out, personally.

#art #fanart #spider #comic #comics #goldenage #superheroes

24.07.2025 18:33 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A screenshot of Black Sabbath's "Black Sabbath" from the album Black Sabbath playing in the Spotify app.

A screenshot of Black Sabbath's "Black Sabbath" from the album Black Sabbath playing in the Spotify app.

"Black Sabbath" by Black Sabbath from the album Black Sabbath is the only way to go right now.

22.07.2025 18:17 β€” πŸ‘ 145    πŸ” 30    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 4

This didn't say anything I didn't know. It did make it all come together in a way that makes it so much more clear.
Fantastic read.

22.07.2025 18:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Are you still thinking about Epstein? Check out this rubber pencil.

22.07.2025 17:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

RFK Jr is such a wild character like what if one of the Kennedys was also Rorschach

22.07.2025 01:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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All she wanna do is get naked

21.07.2025 22:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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