deborest fuckner

i had to set the sausage mix aside for a while in the cooking process, then after putting it back in, i was too lazy to wipe out the bowl and add to the dishes and just re-used it again for the finished product. really should’ve used my wife’s clean bowl for the shot lol

the richest, creamiest bowl of mac and cheese ever made featuring spicy chorizo sausage, tomatoes, green chilis and a literal pound of cheddar for the sauce

made @peterberkes.bsky.social’s chorizo mac and cheese again and it still slaps so unbelievably hard peterberkes.substack.com/p/spicy-crea...

come on baby hot dog lunch

i still think they should’ve elected jude law to be pope

god the americans are just fucking ruining everything everywhere these days huh

this is also one of my fave albums of all time. excellent pick

*youth pastor, trying to appear, sitting backwards in a chair* “well, kids, you know who ELSE had moves like jagger?”

choad can pepsi for all

ready to arrest and deport linus ullmark at this point

wonder what important cabinet position papa john will receive early next week

linus ullmark i am in your walls

to all my new followers: my views on sports are simple. if i am displeased by what happens on the tv screen the team should be executed. simple as

they’re all sandwiches

if i ever meet god i’m gonna hit him with a stone cold stunner

stealing mraps and jdams bound for israel to open up a second front in the war on christmas

petitioning the government to officially do something about all these fucking grey hairs on my head that keep coming back every single day

this rocks. perfect suggestions. thanks brother

potentially blasphemous take: i dunno if i like pickles enough for me to enjoy a chicago dog. sliced rondels on a chicken sandwich or burger is great but that huge spear just honestly seems like too much

daylight hours. arrive at 10:30 am, conference starts next morning at 8:30 am. so technically more than 12 total hours

great call

i have like 12 hours to kill in chicago before going to a conference in december. what should i do in the city on the 19th??

gonna go with a little bit of column a, a little bit of column b

getting struck by lightning and spending the rest of your life singing everything in the creed voice

don’t think even the hackett-led broncos would’ve let anyone hang 70 on them last year. we know russ is absolutely cooked, sure, but so is sean payton

(i am so eternally sorry maurice white)

🎶suck my dick and fuck my ass i’m gay my dick is small🎶

🎶in the stone we have no balls they’re never they’re at all🎶

been listening to “in the stone” to do an arrangement and i can’t stop changing the words

she be dirtying on my deed til i’m done dirt cheap

pissing off the classic rock chuds by discussing the famous australian band “ack dick”

the f-35 might be in my laundry machine. will check when i get home