Foundational White Janissary

Do you want me to pass the message on to him over on Twitter Mike? I think he actually checks his account over there…

“I welcome the introduction of racism on BlueSky, and I would go further to suggest every slur gets its own dedicated account.”

BREAKING: BlueSky announces its bringing in a new head of Community Management Neil Iggers to help coordinate moderation of the site. He is expected to address the community as soon as they generate his username/account.

BlueSky Lowtax going out after being accused of gaslighting by his life partner.

Alternatively, if BlueSky is looking to hire someone who will say the N-Word and other slurs on here on a part time basis I might know a guy…

Comedy is now legal on BlueSky…

I want my BlueSky handle to be a single word that reflects I am a miserly and stingy person…

I can’t believe you nerds ran Michael Richards off of here…

A version of the Breaking Bad Walter/Jesse meme where someone has photoshopped Imperial Guard outfits from Warhammer 40,000 onto them. Jesse is a regular Guardsman and Walter is a Commissar. The conversation goes back and forth, Jesse starting: The Emperor couldn't drink milk. What? The Emperor was born 8000 BC. The mutation to digest milk is only 6000 years old. Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about?

Agreed. Both are incredibly annoying!

Ima grab it

Ask and ye shall receive…

I’m more of a GABO guy myself…

Guys wearing khakis with the worst concealed FUPA.

Who are your people? Lanyard guys?

It’s called “Asiansplaining”

Getting taken out by the Charlottesville Intelligence Agency.

POV you’re browsing the internet while on an ATF surveillance list:

Forget fascists, I’m more concerned with people inviting Pitbull Activists to BlueSky.

She blocked me after the third marriage proposal

Send it to Sameera. She’s the only one with the mental fortitude needed to drive everyone on here insane.

Currently working to get Sameera Khan a BlueSky invite. Watch this space.

I got dibs on Perry and Haz.

One of the biggest hurdles BlueSky must clear is a total dearth of MILFs. TruthSocial does not have this problem…

When you can’t talk to your boys on Twitter anymore you start to realize it’s not a “rate limiter”…

It’s a “mate limiter”

Indian H1-B recipients when they realize they’re going to be programming at Twitter dot com:

The Twitter servers have gone woke.

The servers have gone woke.

The servers have gone woke.

Not to mention Elon has already fried multiple monkeys with NeuraLink…