Allyson

☹️ hope you feel better soon!

The late fantasy author Terry Pratchett once remarked that children don’t need fairytales to know that monsters exist. Children already know that monsters exist. They need stories that show that monsters can be defeated.

Come to think of it, in the Felon's America, *I* need stories like that!

Our President keeps insisting prices are going to drop by 1400%, 1000%, or some other number that’s mathematically impossible. That he can’t do simple math isn’t the problem, it’s that he’s lying to America while things are getting more expensive because of his bad choices.

I can’t wait!!

I loved this movie as a kid!

Huge Republican donator.

the intensity of my anger at those who would criminalize the homeless — a population literally created by the greed and callousness of the ruling class — is very hard to contain. it was you who dismantled the safety net. if you don’t like the results, put it back

Bob Weir looks like the kindest wizard #dead&co

Same, and also discuss next meals while eating.

We should have listened when the modems screamed at us.

Ringmaster 😊 Or Horse Trainer. An acrobat or juggler sound fun too. Though I’d pick falling on my head over dropping something on my head.

Just finished watching Pee-Wee Herman as Myself, and now I want to run off to join the circus #livecomedy

Not really an overstatement to say that the test of a free society is whether or not comedians can make fun of the country's leader on TV without repurcussions.

HBO should fire Bill Maher and give his time slot to Stephen Colbert.

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Nothing screams 'freedom' quite like arresting people in wheelchairs protesting Medicaid cuts.

Me too. It also makes me think of BioShock Infinite.

If you’re zip-tying grandmas protesting losing health care maybe you’re not the good guys in the story?

One of my favorites, along with Portrait of Jenny.

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#happypride

Looking forward to this!

What about college football?

Taking a bribe in a very public way doesn't mean you aren't corrupt, it means your corruption is shameless.

The Afrikaner stunt is the kind of thing that has backfired so far -- it creates legal arguments for other refugees about animus.

But holy hell he's not hiding the white sheets.

Army brat here, I agree.

I love that he came to FFest just to hang, without a movie playing.

Live and direct from SXSW... Pete Lee!!

We talk performing on The Tonight Show while his house burned down in the LA fires and why being yourself now beats chasing Netflix fame.

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A reminder that every small bit of good you do - whether it be putting art into the world, helping a friend or stranger, donating to a good cause, or just listening to someone who needs to vent - offsets all the evil in the world just a little bit. And sometimes that's just what the world needs.

Oh you backed into your parking spot, I didn’t realize I was dealing with a secret agent on a classified mission

Booooo