Ember, Rotten or King 🇵🇸

There is nothing an American president could do worse for his own people than starving the poor right before Thanksgiving.

Except for, I don’t know, lying about a plague and getting a million of his own citizens killed. Oh wait, let’s also not forget the time that he:

I understand why we shut down American airspace for a few days after 9-11 to avoid a repeat attack but imagine shutting down American airspace to avoid releasing the Epstein files.

Shutting down the whole entire government cus he's poopy about it. Definitely the sign of an innocent man

So the one to 25,000 bad apples in the NYPD are "self-deporting?" What a great way to weed out the most prejudiced assholes. Congratulations, New York City!

goat boy demon named Philas (WIP)

Still too fancy. Put his musty ass in the garbage bin

Feel like it's been boiling in the background for far longer than that, but you're absolutely right that this has made things way more blatant & aggressive. We *gotta* make asshole behavior cringe again

I have never seen a man more clearly look like he's not being allowed to die

Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present Karma?

At what point did it become like, a flex to be as cruel & selfish as possible? When did "caring about other people literally at all" become woke commie liberal nonsense that's unmanly & unbecoming? Where in the hell did we go so wrong

How sad is it that the richest country on Earth has a government that has to be forced to feed families with hungry children?

SNAP benefits shouldn’t be a courtroom battle. People shouldn’t have to beg for basic humanity. But here we are.

Same cup on a bed, along with two different bags of Reese's mini pumpkins, some ghost toast kitkats, candy corn caramel apples, more pumpkins and a ton of the Werewolf Track Reese's with the vanilla chocolate

Made out like a bandit, all of this for like maybe $10 tops

Plastic Halloween cup shaped like a cartoon skull, with a brain for a lid and a striped hard plastic straw

Alas poor Yorick, you were 68¢ as part of a post-Halloween sale and I wanted something seasonally appropriate to drink my monsters out of

😎😎😎😎 GOOD THINGS CAN STILL HAPPEN 😎😎😎😎

Zohran's victory speech made me so happy. I had a huge ear to ear smile on my face the entire time he was talking. My face wasn't used to being used in this way and hurt afterwards.

fight's not over yet, but at the very least it oughta make things a lot more annoying for the Cheeto-in-Chief

On Tumblr too! Crab rave and Destiel everywhere

I haven't actually read it, but iirc The Bible's pretty clear on "don't be a greedy piece of shit". Like it says this multiple times, very clearly. But of course conservatives don't read that thing either

Hi, I’m God.

Jesus and I agree that starving the poor so you can build yourself golden bathrooms and golden ballrooms is evil. Anyone who does that shall burn for eternity. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Thanks,

God

Incredibly funny to watch the right wing going Oh so just because I love money and hate poor people I'm a bad Christian according to "the pope"???

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The government is supposed to be *for* the people, that is literally their one job & why they exist. If your president is ordering you to attack civilians, it's not only your right but your sacred duty to disobey

So many tech companies have NO clue how people use/need their services. Dropbox emailing me because I have "unused storage space" in my account. Amazon, asking if I want to order a second £400 router, 1 week after the first. Uber messaging that I can get a 10% discount if I "book a ride right now"

I don't want my taxi service to work like a game studio, those are two completely different things

Near as I can tell it's often that Company B sees Company A do smth & make money from it, then B tries to copy that strategy exactly while neglecting to consider that they are vastly different businesses whose methods don't translate that way at all

Finally some good news

A Pentagon spokesperson claims that Donald Trump is "restoring the warrior ethos" to the military.

That cowardly draft dodger is doing what?

mmhmm. ok. And how exactly does it strengthen their "manly warrior spirits" to turn them on innocent unarmed civilians? You're not hunting mammoths & slaying dragons, you're pointing guns at inflatable frogs cus "they scare you"