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@madamemacguffin.bsky.social

πŸŽ‰ Camp is my religion. https://linktr.ee/madamemacguffin I’m attempting to write a novel and will probably post about everything but that. My views and exceptionally bad taste do not represent any employer. This is a private pirate ship. πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ Hold fast.

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Me too

20.11.2025 03:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lulz.
(The Morse code Gunfight at OK Corral, though… 🀣)

20.11.2025 02:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*hope

20.11.2025 00:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Not only is Charli XCX doing the soundtrack for Emerald Fennell’s Wuthering Heights, but the first track is a collab with John Cale. I home it’s something really experimental that makes everyone who already hates this movie absolutely insane.

19.11.2025 23:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

It took me a long time to forgive Roger Ebert for crapping on the 1989 Batman, but I’m glad I did. :) His words and writings have meant a lot to me personally, and the legacy he left behind is priceless.

19.11.2025 19:32 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

OK I’ve gotta find and watch this whole video

19.11.2025 03:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man stands in front of a sign that says opening mon - tue - thur fri-sat sunday Alt: Taps forehead

There are also a lot of smooth-brained wrestling fans that are just looking for a pile-on, and that’s also fine because I never read the comments

19.11.2025 03:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve loved Jim Cornette for decades. We can disagree on things. The man likes what he likes. It’s fine. I just get sad that he can’t enjoy some of the things I do sometimes.

19.11.2025 03:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The hilarious thing about this is you could watch a late 90s episode of Raw and see Jim Cornette saying the exact same thing WORD FOR WORD about Eric Bischoff that he now says about Tony Khan

19.11.2025 03:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

*happy dancing*
It’s probably still going to take me six months to watch Blossoms Shanghai, but now I can!

19.11.2025 03:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Preach.

19.11.2025 02:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m sure both are out of print since I bought them at least 10 years ago in a brick and mortar store. But I’m sure they could be found via some library. This is going to drive me insane. One of them had a pink cover… πŸ₯΄

19.11.2025 02:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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skeletor from the masters of the universe is wearing a purple cape and a hood . Alt: skeletor shakes fists

So I have two weird books on obscure Paris history - one practically going street-by-street - but they are both packed, I cannot remember the titles, and no Google search I can conceive of will find them

19.11.2025 02:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I am about to drive home so I will undoubtedly forget this, but remind me later if I don’t respond

18.11.2025 21:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Weirdly, most of what I know about Roald Dahl comes from a Patricia Neal biography I read 20 years ago. I’m sure she’ll feature prominently.

18.11.2025 11:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh dear. Kate Lister’s Betwixt the Sheets podcast has just released an episode on Roald Dahl.

18.11.2025 11:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I want to unknow it

18.11.2025 03:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Journalists are dogpiling on the garbage journalist, including equally garbage journalists.

18.11.2025 03:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I use rectangular baskets on deep shelves in closets/pantries so I can slide stuff out but keep it contained.

18.11.2025 03:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The story about the one trashy journalist has brought other garbage journalists out of the woodwork to opine about it, and everyone is reposting them all, and I don’t really like this development

18.11.2025 03:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I replaced a 12 year-old pillow top Serta, so literally anything would have been better πŸ˜‚ but the Purple and Helix were the only ones the the store that didn’t cause me pain

18.11.2025 00:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I know someone who got a sleep number and haaaaaaates it but I have never even tried one myself

18.11.2025 00:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have the same sleep issues (though hip more than back), and the basic Purple (not hybrid) is perfect for me. The Helix mattresses in the store were my second favorite but more expensive.

18.11.2025 00:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

For serious @aewontv.bsky.social I would buy a DVD of just the women’s Blood and Guts match. Please make this something I can have.

16.11.2025 02:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
HOOORS (Frank, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia)

HOOORS (Frank, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia)

16.11.2025 01:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œTwo horror show hooors” πŸ˜‚

16.11.2025 01:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Episode 1 of Succession has Sarah Snook’s character having a slap fight with her brother (Kieran Culkin) in a hospital. That’s when I knew I was in love, and the rest of the series didn’t disappoint

16.11.2025 01:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon character from the family guy sits on the ground Alt: Stewie from Family Guy rocking back and forth, traumatized
15.11.2025 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We are old 😭

15.11.2025 17:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

But ART 🀣

15.11.2025 17:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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