Allen Bored

trump is, first and foremost, a starfucker

November 20, 1981: Kevin Stacom (who’d been out of the NBA for 2+ seasons) drives to Boston to meet Don Nelson for breakfast and later watch a Bucks-Celtics game at Boston Garden, but ends up PLAYING for the Bucks in the game instead (and scoring 10 PTS).

📰 Sports Illustrated

Footnite

Our little soft boi dictator posting "SEDITIOUS BEHAVIOR, punishable by DEATH!"

When they say the game is a Peacock exclusive.

The thing about anti-vaxxers and autism that always gets me is that even if they were right, which they definitely are not, why the fuck would you want your kids to have measles or polio instead of autism? I'd rather my kid have autism than be dead.

The next step will be to repeal most child labor laws.

Local pervert no longer “a big wheel” at the war criminal factory

This is taking the old man spray painting “BLACKS RULE” to a whole new level.

Steve Tasker should send a bouquet of flowers to Leon Lett every time he advances in a Hall of Fame ballot. I know he was a really good at kick coverage but come on man, he has no business being in the same company as the other candidates.

see this shit is why I’m skeptical of any successful coverup by the DOJ re: Epstein because these are just dumb motherfuckers

The fix was always going to be in. That being said I doubt public opinion is going to change much when Trump’s conveniently doesn’t appear in the files.

Bill Walton thankfully did not live to see the death of the Maui Invitational.

mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one

Every nationally televised Raiders game is a policy failure.

I’d rather have a brain worm than read any more of this book.

Fuck it, let’s get really weird and have a Broncos/Bears Super Bowl.

'Noem should resign over this': Fury over alleged DHS 'child kidnapping and trafficking' Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem should resign and be criminally charged, according to critics who seized on a report revealing that zero people who were arrested in a high-profile raid were charged with a crime.ProPublica recently reported on the DHS raid on an apartment building that was al...

Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem should resign and be criminally charged, according to critics who seized on a report revealing that zero people who were arrested in a high-profile raid were charged with a crime.

This is crazy—I can’t think of anyone to the left of center who’s ever “suggested all that matters to where you fit now is based on your identity.” That’s arguably a more accurate description of the current nativist/nationalist positions of the Republican Party, than it is to anything on the left.

Non-zero chance at least one GOP rep campaigns on repealing age of consent laws next year.

He's a manlet who gained notoriety for creating a heavily misogynistic sports website that he has parlayed into a media career.

"He promised to take a bullet for her."

God damn there's a joke here I want to make but I don't want to get banned.

Dave should use a hammer a litte more his size, like a Lego hammer.

Clearly the AL MVP voters were too intimidated and jealous of the Big Dumper’s dumper.

The only good thing about this administration is how every time someone posts one of these ghoul's age it makes everyone on my timeline feel so much younger.

Yup all those "illegals" storming the border with 50 grand burning a hole in their pocket for a down payment on a home.

I cannot begin to properly articulate how upsetting it is to have had people baselessly accuse trans people of being groomers and pedophiles only for it to come out that they were deliberately doing this as part of a project to provide cover to actual groomers and pedophiles in positions of power

just a reminder this guy slashed the tires on his much younger female coworkers tires to trick her into getting in his car

he was married at the time

A January 2000 newspaper column with the following quote: “This union will agree to a salary cap about the same time Donald Trump gets elected president.”

Sometimes you run across an old quote that stops you cold. From a Jayson Stark article in January 2000:

The least important thing that I’ve learned from the Epstein e-mails is that none of these people can type a normal e-mail.