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harkening back to the days of deez nuts

I hear Amy Goodman saying that now.

Ugh 😣

and millipedes

anyway good luck with that strategy at his age

doc knows that the guy pretty much only eats bad shit and no fiber so they order an MRI because he's scared of being sedated and having people tinkering around with his poop shoot

yeah I think all cats think that about him tbh

Just guessing here, but I bet Trump's doctor wants him to get a colonoscopy but he won't do it because he thinks it's gay

that's true but this is the abridged version

earlier today, Spot and Wispy said hello to a kitten in the backyard

it gets more nazi every day up in here

authoritarian santa

I agree, they just keep churning.

yes

Yep for example, when Kurt Cobain screams it's awesome, but Grohl screaming sounds like shit to me.

trying to reconcile the greatness of Nirvana against the inanity of Foo Fighters. can't be done.

love that song

is it cyborg Monday?

If you're spending money today don't forget about MA.
Some of us don't get to go Xmas shopping, or have holidays.

Thank you for all the help so far- I'd really love to make a goal for once. It'd certainly make December easier to deal with. 🙏💚

(Still at $1255.12)

it is the brunching hour

not trying to be negative I swear

join me in the war on Christmas

spoken in Ezra Klein voice of course

Just want to reiterate what these folks are saying
bsky.app/profile/frec...

all the best to you chili. supporting a loved one who is enduring illness like that is so hard I know it

On Nov. 29 1864, the Sand Creek massacre occurred when US troops attacked a peaceful gathering of Cheyenne and Arapaho people. They killed between 170-230 unarmed people, torturing them, then scalping and mutilating the victims. Children, women & elders were especially targeted.

HAMBURGER HELPER SLEEPER CELLS!

a fine effort

you did the right thing 👍

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