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Latest posts by bonafidehellduck.bsky.social on Bluesky

just one wild hog is all it takes, apparently

04.08.2025 06:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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spot throwin quacks and wags and tried to pinch me

04.08.2025 03:52 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

uncanny

03.08.2025 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Again, this is me, btw

That's the forest I regrew

18.09.2024 14:00 β€” πŸ‘ 204    πŸ” 47    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 25

ode to possum

03.08.2025 03:43 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

on the compost pile
i'll meet you at midnight
we'll find something good to eat

03.08.2025 02:50 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

heeee!

03.08.2025 02:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

aw damn borbs πŸ˜‹

03.08.2025 02:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

and yes, I hate the Clintons. I'm old enough to remember their bullshit

03.08.2025 02:39 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

if you hate the Clintons, you also gotta hate Carville. don't at me this is fact

02.08.2025 19:09 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

bumper crop

02.08.2025 12:36 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ’”

31.07.2025 12:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

old lascivious bastard

30.07.2025 05:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

safe to say the list exists, right? and a pee tape?

30.07.2025 03:42 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Wispy, a long-haired black cat is wearing a red harness with a reflective stripe and connected to a leash.  He looks a little annoyed.

Wispy, a long-haired black cat is wearing a red harness with a reflective stripe and connected to a leash. He looks a little annoyed.

Wispy, a long-haired black cat is wearing a red harness with a reflective stripe and connected to a leash.

Wispy, a long-haired black cat is wearing a red harness with a reflective stripe and connected to a leash.

Wispy, a long-haired black cat is wearing a red harness with a reflective stripe and connected to a leash while Spot, a black Muscovy duck gives him some serious side eye.

Wispy, a long-haired black cat is wearing a red harness with a reflective stripe and connected to a leash while Spot, a black Muscovy duck gives him some serious side eye.

Everything sucks so here are pics of Wispy sporting his new harness to counteract the suckiness a little. Spot is giving him some duck eye about it.

30.07.2025 03:37 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

mfer goes the extra mile to absolutely avoid doing anything more than the bare minimum

29.07.2025 18:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

real feta mo betta

29.07.2025 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

agree

29.07.2025 17:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

having to work with a maga custodian is torture enough, but when he's also a lazy custodian it's the worst. fuck this guy

29.07.2025 16:08 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

personally I think it's the goat 🐐

29.07.2025 15:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

excellent milk thread Cells. how do you feel about goat milk?

29.07.2025 15:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A mother turkey is perched and guarding on a low fence while her six babies relax and preen in the sunshine on top of the tables and benches in the school quad.

A mother turkey is perched and guarding on a low fence while her six babies relax and preen in the sunshine on top of the tables and benches in the school quad.

This morning, Mama turkey and babies took a moment to relax. πŸ¦ƒπŸ₯°

29.07.2025 03:34 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Does Scotland ever have lightning? 🌩️

27.07.2025 19:20 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i'd even throw in a bill clinton reference, just for emphasis, but it probably wouldn't end well

27.07.2025 05:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't ask bc I gotta work with the guy but wtf

27.07.2025 05:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

at work I sometimes think I might ask the maga coworker if he would be ok with president 🍊 alone in a room with his daughters

27.07.2025 05:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Wispy, a black cat, with a red harness and leash, not particularly happy about it

Wispy, a black cat, with a red harness and leash, not particularly happy about it

wispy doesn't like leash

27.07.2025 03:46 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Good to see the landlord who killed the Palestinian kid is dead. Good riddance mfer. May you rot in eternal hellfire if it exists

27.07.2025 03:25 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

definitely orange. And I like oranges, but...

27.07.2025 02:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks Gran, he is very talkative and cute and we love him very much

27.07.2025 02:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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