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Beaches Animal no longer does overnights

01.12.2025 22:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

wtf they want that much to admit the guy overnight with meds, bloodwork, and ultrasound

01.12.2025 19:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

FWIW they are very professional even though they were slammed but holy fuck when she gave me the estimate…

01.12.2025 18:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You know you’re in for financial ruin when you’re sitting at the pet hospital and thinking that it’s nice they have free snacks.

01.12.2025 17:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Fluffy Son has been at the Dogspital since last night and only has recently started eating again. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

01.12.2025 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I bet Kirk Herbstreit’s dog hates Kirk.

29.11.2025 17:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gotdamn

29.11.2025 17:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

like a man divorcing his wife but still acting extremely married to her while openly dating other women, which would be cra-ohhhhhhhh

29.11.2025 16:39 β€” πŸ‘ 743    πŸ” 106    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 4

Jack Del Rio to Oxford

29.11.2025 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I just imagined Brian Kelly in Oxford and you should too.

29.11.2025 14:58 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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TELL EM ABOUT IT JOJO

21.11.2025 15:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I just imagined Coach O going back to Oxford and have a big smile on my face.

21.11.2025 15:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Lane Cuckin

19.11.2025 18:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No way. Publix’s Thanksgiving sub is good bc of the cranberry sauxe

13.11.2025 17:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Jaguars!

10.11.2025 13:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You could have went to microcenter and had the nerds tell you how to do that

10.11.2025 13:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Dumbest app

06.11.2025 18:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ever look at the timeline and wonder how you got so old so fast? Every day on this app.

05.11.2025 16:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Dick Cheney would have been a hell of an nfl front office guy

04.11.2025 16:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Victor Conte was the bassist for Tower of Power.

03.11.2025 23:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Folks Denny just got punched in the dick

03.11.2025 00:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Man, I hope he pulls this off

02.11.2025 23:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

DENNY IS THIRD

02.11.2025 23:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I get that the Jags aren’t good but Schlereth is glazing the Raiders so much.

02.11.2025 22:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just popped in here to say the jaguars look like a bag of assholes

02.11.2025 22:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Man I love being a Jaguars Football Fan

02.11.2025 22:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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02.11.2025 21:43 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

THEY USE KOREAN RED CHILI POWDER IN THEIR SALSA AND IT IS GOING TO ANNOY ME TILL THE NEXT TIME IM HERE

29.10.2025 01:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I played a MacKenzie today but let me tell you what the highlight of today is:

29.10.2025 01:22 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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