Scott Larson

She needs time for the many, many cosmetic procedures required to de-Neanderthalize her appearance in preparation for a presidential campaign in 2027.

(Adam Sandler voice): “Go to sleep, Oltmann!!!”

We’ve enjoyed Two Degrees and are now reading War Games!

Venezuela’s low-gravity crude is like Canadian tar sand sludge. High viscosity, biodegraded oil that’s tough to produce with <5% recoveries of original oil in place.

The SuperBowl halftime show is still Superb with rain coming in sideways!

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Don’t worry Mama!

Jason Schmidt would leave a smoked hog’s head in your bed if you did.

Shame on you all! That money is sorely needed for the many cosmetic procedures required to de-Neanderthal her face prior to running for the US Senate or Presidency!

Looking forward to the upcoming AI/StockMarket, ShitCoin & Real Estate crash. I’ve heard retirement’s overrated anyway!

You can have a Jekyll & Hyde persona in the ring and switch from Father Tim to “The Dirty Bugger!”

As a Vikings & JJMc fan: Is the league’s impatience with young QBs intrinsically linked to the darth of talent at the position? Elway, PManning @ Josh Allen were allowed to be wretched for a whole season or longer, and then blossomed into HOFers.

Greed >> Racism >> Religion

Your signature move should be the “Father Nelson.” It’s the full Nelson with gratuitous pelvic thrusting.

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1st week with the 1st team? No problemo!

Eid’s a serious conservative and a well-trained lawyer — unlike these sycophantic freaks!

Yes, persistent high pressure has kept NoCO in an early fall pattern. Also high-speed, dry winds that have melted, evaporated or sublimated our early snow.

Laissez les bon temps rouler! 🚎⚜️

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In his 5th game as a starter…

Injury Probability >>>> Win Probability

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Flatbacking to get back on their feet!

Unsurprisingly, the DoJ Barbies are hacks at lawyering!

Did she pass the Bar on looks alone?

Exiled from their homeland because they don’t “throw a catchable ball!”

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False….You lunkhead!!!

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AB’s lawyers will present a compelling CTE defense, because we all have seen this movie before!

ICE should have experienced the same welcome as the James Gang!

If so, she might get outed as the DNC PB courier!

If MTG continues to piss off GOP operatives and co-conspirators — we actually might find out if she planted the DNC pipe bombs!

“People should be allowed to get home from NOLA on the flights they booked months ago.”