@smlarson.bsky.social
A Colorado-based geologist. Father, husband & pug-wrangler. Cautiously optimistic fan of the Minnesota Vikings.
I had the same suggestion AND GIF!
20.02.2026 21:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Bessent is frantically calling UAE bankers — trying to get the tariff funds transferred back to Treasury!
20.02.2026 17:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Roberts slow-walked this decision for purely, political reasons!
20.02.2026 17:29 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0SCOTUS should be scolded for slow-walking this decision for political reasons.
20.02.2026 15:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Doofus confuses MN’s non-violent, ICE protests with support of assault rifle bans. It’s another bizarre false equivalency these goobers think is a winning take on current events. “It’s hard to argue with your logic!”
20.02.2026 15:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Goooo Draaaguns! Jack Strand is from Blooooomer, Whiskaaaahnsin!
20.02.2026 15:07 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0California is going to pass a law to tax athlete’s deferred salaries. He’s dreaming if he thinks he has a loophole.
20.02.2026 02:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I wore my INXS Kick t-shirt for first day of 5th grade in Fall of ‘88. It made much cooler than I actually was!
20.02.2026 02:06 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Neither Warren nor McCaskeys understand that they’ll be hassled, heckled and belittled in public forever — if they move the team to Indullana.
20.02.2026 01:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Congrats! Have fun in Indy and feel free to ask combiners if “a state like Indiana is truly deserving of hosting TWO NFL teams?”
20.02.2026 00:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Pretend you’re their lawyer and say “you have the right to not answer that question.”
19.02.2026 21:47 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s easy to RoundUp the idiots….
19.02.2026 16:45 — 👍 175 🔁 4 💬 3 📌 0
RFK Jr. doesn’t believe in leg day, so when he wears shorts he looks like he’s “riding a chicken!”
19.02.2026 16:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Sweaty Steve will cough up the $10B needed to purchase the ‘Hawks!
19.02.2026 13:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Bobby looks like he’s riding a chicken!
19.02.2026 02:38 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Right after the eyebrow hair plugs but before the HGH and testosterone replacement therapy!
18.02.2026 23:09 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Woody’s bummed Madden doesn’t grade coordinators and position coaches!
18.02.2026 19:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Is it vitamins?!? Sort of…”
18.02.2026 16:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Aagard is a huge supporter of the local United Way, too!
18.02.2026 01:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0**physically present** (he sundowns immediately after dinner)
17.02.2026 20:25 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0AIPAC does his politickin’ and Giselle covers meals, bathing and clean hoodies for public appearances. It’s kinda like Frankenstein, but with two caring parents!
17.02.2026 17:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Only firefighter Les McBurney is more occuponymous!
17.02.2026 14:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Pelted with avian flu positive 🥚🥚🥚!
14.02.2026 19:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Pete felt the secret laser was justified and necessary because the balloons came from a quinceañera!
14.02.2026 14:40 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Let’s refer to him by his full name, Stephen A-hole Smith. #wecandobetter
14.02.2026 13:46 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It appears ICE facilitated its immigration from Canada!
14.02.2026 11:40 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
