Scott Larson

The WWE-ESPN deal is far worse because it’s a Soap Opera with steroids and the McMahons are genuinely horrible people.

Ooof! Thanks for the nightmares, Mike!

We cruised the Bear Dunes trail today and Jacob’s quite impressed with the Paleozoic carbonates and cherts at the beach! We were willingly swindled for petoskey souvenirs at Petoskey Pete’s in Glen Arbor!

Shhhh…KOC’s going to make him a “Darnoldesque” wunderkind in his developmental arc from game-manager to playmaker!

Did JMcD find the Dark Side of the Moon in an empty bottle of booze? He missed the epic rhyme of “shorter of breath, one day closer to death!”

July pigskin is like pizza & sex — even when it’s bad, it’s still pretty good!

Just started listening to it!

No, but I’d like to witness an arranged marriage where the groom lifts the veil and is immediately stricken with buyer’s remorse!

That tweet is practically a Presidential Medal of Freedom!

“Come out and look at the eye, kids!” 🌀

The pious right would skewer Scott for his d1€k jokes. SG doesn’t walk the tightrope on complicated issues like Obama did.

Corngrits!

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But did the Bungles remove the poison pills from their rookie deals?

“Supply chain” = 47’s idiotic tariff BS!

Kyle’s only allowed to leave Denver for 60 Minutes—so we can keep tabs on him weekly!

Mark’s haircut exemplifies their commitment to excellence!

Good start to his redemption arc! (But he’s irredeemable)

He should practice w Texas A&M!

Find an image of DJT’s card to JE for his 50th birthday. It’s an undeniable admission of guilt to all but the most-hardened cultists.

Jared’s queerness >>> Jared’s gayness!

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Don’t forget about St. James!

I think you need to write a story titled “5 ways Alexandra Davis (Jerrah’s illegit daughter) would be the best GM of the Cowboys” and list JJ’s generational fumblings, geriatric tendencies and historical ties to racism and maybe human trafficking.

Hayward, WI is a perpetual party in the summertime on da Chippewa Flowage! 🍻🧀🎣

Your Packers- and Lions-centric NFCN pod has brought this scourge upon them.

Fox brings them to Rex Ryan in exchange for beef jerky bites!

Vikings are putting the dub in Dublin!

The local pizza reviews will be his keenest insight on Saturdays!

Our institutions have failed us — so our only hope is a spontaneous demise.