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Pitch a Cars spinoff called Carface about an anthropomorphic automobile involved in illicit gas sales and who by the end has a severe gas huffing problem.

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I might throw on a wearable sandwich board scribbled with dire warnings and call it a newsletter.

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KING KONG (1933)

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Was Alfred Knopf in the car when Tupac got shot?

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Is it true that Alfred A Knopf held Roald Dahl out a window to get the publishing rights to Charlie and the Chocolate Factory?

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Last one's gone, but I may do this again with a few copies of older books. If there's something you want, let me know and I'll see if I have any left.

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Gumshoes Bookies and Suicides, review by Hugh Blanton Detective Novel by Craig Rodgers, 100 pages Death of Print Books, $15.00 by Hugh Blanton R eaders of Craig Rodgers have come to expect h...
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Escape from New York is up there.

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Gumshoes Bookies and Suicides, review by Hugh Blanton Detective Novel by Craig Rodgers, 100 pages Death of Print Books, $15.00 by Hugh Blanton R eaders of Craig Rodgers have come to expect h...
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One left.

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strongly recommend you take advantage of this wild deal! DETECTIVE NOVEL is great!

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I have two copies of Detective Novel that were supposed to go somewhere and now they're not. Send me $5 for shipping and I'll just mail you one.

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Malarkey should put in a bid to buy Warner Bros.

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Feeding the raccoons lasagna tonight.

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Why did I capitalize lasagna?

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Write a conspiracy thriller alleging Garfield has points on the backend for Lasagna sales.

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Nobody talks about mom when her hands rise to cover her face. Where did she go?

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Going to the store to get a tea to drink before I go to the store.

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In the Air Tonight is on the radio 30% of the time when I start my car.

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Write a tell all revealing Carly Simon's scathing hit You're So Vain is about Joey from Full House.

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OLD FRIENDS - Farewell Transmission By Craig Rodgers The postcard comes first. Basic cardstock, a tourist find. Photo of a beach somewhere. Old, coverall swimsuits decades out of fashion. A single boat sails in the distance. Bertrum hol...

Highschool reunions and the stubborn insistence that someone exists who you don't at all remember, that's the subject of today's story. OLD FRIENDS, out in the new issue of Farewell Transmission.

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Story prompt.

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Write a satirical novel in which Paramount buys MAD Magazine and puts Alfred E Neuman in charge of CBS News.

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Whoever's listening.

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Write a satirical novel in which Paramount buys MAD Magazine and puts Alfred E Neuman in charge of CBS News.

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Good name for a spooky bar if your name's Dan.

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A Google search for "dan's macabre" yields 119 results.

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