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Pitch a Cars spinoff called Carface about an anthropomorphic automobile involved in illicit gas sales and who by the end has a severe gas huffing problem.
20.10.2025 16:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I might throw on a wearable sandwich board scribbled with dire warnings and call it a newsletter.
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KING KONG (1933)
18.10.2025 21:32 — 👍 143 🔁 34 💬 0 📌 0Was Alfred Knopf in the car when Tupac got shot?
16.10.2025 20:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Is it true that Alfred A Knopf held Roald Dahl out a window to get the publishing rights to Charlie and the Chocolate Factory?
16.10.2025 20:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Last one's gone, but I may do this again with a few copies of older books. If there's something you want, let me know and I'll see if I have any left.
16.10.2025 01:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Escape from New York is up there.
16.10.2025 00:22 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0One left.
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strongly recommend you take advantage of this wild deal! DETECTIVE NOVEL is great!
13.10.2025 16:54 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0I have two copies of Detective Novel that were supposed to go somewhere and now they're not. Send me $5 for shipping and I'll just mail you one.
12.10.2025 23:58 — 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 2@malarkeybooks.bsky.social
Malarkey should put in a bid to buy Warner Bros.
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Feeding the raccoons lasagna tonight.
11.10.2025 23:07 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Why did I capitalize lasagna?
11.10.2025 21:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Write a conspiracy thriller alleging Garfield has points on the backend for Lasagna sales.
11.10.2025 21:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Nobody talks about mom when her hands rise to cover her face. Where did she go?
11.10.2025 17:54 — 👍 490 🔁 49 💬 8 📌 0Going to the store to get a tea to drink before I go to the store.
10.10.2025 15:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0In the Air Tonight is on the radio 30% of the time when I start my car.
09.10.2025 19:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Write a tell all revealing Carly Simon's scathing hit You're So Vain is about Joey from Full House.
08.10.2025 18:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Highschool reunions and the stubborn insistence that someone exists who you don't at all remember, that's the subject of today's story. OLD FRIENDS, out in the new issue of Farewell Transmission.
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Story prompt.
08.10.2025 15:20 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Write a satirical novel in which Paramount buys MAD Magazine and puts Alfred E Neuman in charge of CBS News.
06.10.2025 20:27 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Whoever's listening.
06.10.2025 22:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Write a satirical novel in which Paramount buys MAD Magazine and puts Alfred E Neuman in charge of CBS News.
06.10.2025 20:27 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Good name for a spooky bar if your name's Dan.
05.10.2025 18:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A Google search for "dan's macabre" yields 119 results.
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