Justin Bryant

Working on a new story. Do you like whimsy tinged with dread, a hint of unspoken secrets that could destroy a family? Well my story is nothing like that.

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That’s so great! I’m jealous and looking forward to doing something similar soon. I don’t write nearly enough.

So cool! We have regular coyote sightings where I live and I’m always fascinated by them.

At least it’s just a one-time investment. Also I think it’s great you’re taking the decision to do this on a more full time basis 💪🏼

I bought budget active noise-cancelling headphones (SoundCore) and they’re great for my purposes (listening to music while mowing/auto body work) but definitely wouldn’t be good enough for what your’re talking about. I think you’re going to need the real thing.

Pickles are gross. There I said it and I’m glad.

NASA: We’re sending you a resupply probe

Me: ok make sure there’s Klonopin in it

The Martian, but instead of potatoes I’m frantically trying to grow Klonopin.

Thanks Roger 🙏🏼

Thanks man 💪🏼🙏🏼

They truly are 🙏🏼

Thank you brother John 🙏🏼

Thank you Jenny 🙏🏼

Thank you Kurt 🙏🏼

Thanks Joey 🙏🏼

Thank you 🙏🏼❤️

Thank you friend 🙏🏼❤️

Thanks friend 🙏🏼

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Man and little yellow dog

Woman and little yellow dog

Yesterday we said goodbye to our beautiful Roxy. Thank you for 15 wonderful years of love. Our hearts are broken, yet we’re so grateful you were our girl ❤️

This has made me realize I love a lot of Robert Redford movies. All the President’s Men, Barefoot in the Park, Three Days of the Condor, The Natural. All favorites.

I’ll bet his teammates call him Picasso, or possibly Sherwin Williams, after one of them asked ChatGPT ‘Who is a famous painter.’

The worst!

My favorite is when I change a word and think ‘why didn’t I use this word in the first place, it’s the perfect word’ then keep reading and realize it’s because I used that word later in the same damn sentence.

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I’m the guy who put those monoliths in Utah and Arizona and wherever.

So exciting!

They’re probably the most fun thing I’m bad at next to sex.