Cliff aka Smogo

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I think the milk and cookies are for the reindeer. When I were a boy, there was very little chat about Father Christmas having reindeer as part of his get-up. But Americans have all that "Twas the Night Before Christmas" and "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer" gubbins.

This comment makes you sound very clever and special.

Well I for one think that Cara Delevingne makes a very convincing Samantha Morton.

I've just found out that the movie title Lisa Frankenstein is a play on Lisa Frank, which is an American teen merch company that NOBODY OUTSIDE OF AMERICA HAS EVER HEARD OF.

Strange thing to make chicken wings from....

Does anyone else feel sorry for the lone A# on the far left of a piano? Where have its F# and G# friends gone? 🎹😭

VPN is also useful for Mubi sometimes.

Yeah, it occasionally has some decent exclusives but there's SO MUCH bad horror around that I don't use it that much. I enjoy their various horror retrospective series though.

If you're worried about the UK catalogue, you can always use a VPN to access the US catalogue.

Or you could learn to drive properly.

Has any other quiz show changed its format mid-run quite so drastically as The Answer is Bingo (now The Answer in Bingo)?

First good one of these I've seen. Everyone else listens to some right old shit.

And a movie is "being released" on a certain date. It is not "releasing" then.

What about somewhere like Sal, Cabo Verde, where the locals can happily drink the tap water, but tourists shouldn't because their bodies aren't used to the high salt content? It's nothing to do with hygiene, just different mineral levels.

I think they should re-edit the final few episodes to include any pervy comments Wallace made. Demonstrate how he caused his own downfall.

I've honestly got no idea which one signifies what.

Better than the first Tension if you ask me. "My Oh My" drips with cool.

I once saw a guy in a suit attempting to chat up a girl in a pub, and it seemed to be going quite well. But as soon as he got his stocks app out, she made her excuses and left.

Sparkle Your Life with Elisabeth!

@channel4tv.bsky.social How come, even with a paid subscription, sometimes you're served ads "for contractual reasons", even though they're just ads for other things you can watch on Channel 4?

But is John Torode the reason you watch it?

The weird thing about Greg Wallace - and John Torode, for that matter - still presenting MasterChef after 19 years is: does anyone watch that show because they like the presenters?

*Does* anyone even like them as presenters?

Whatevs, I've been doing that since I was 12.

@letterboxd.social Any chance of an option to add our Bluesky to our Letterboxd profiles?

And when you stay and watch the credits in the cinema, other people ask if you're waiting for a post-credits extra scene. Yeah sure, Céline Sciamma's probably brought back a character from Girlhood to tease the next movie in her cinematic universe.

I'm sure we'll all find out what crime has happened at the Groucho Club in tomorrow's Popbitch newsletter... unless it was Popbitch who did the crime at the Groucho Club.

This film is good fun. It reminded me of 2004's Freak Out, but with songs!

Oh yeah, with great content like this, sure.