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09.09.2025 19:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
a 1990s volkswagen dashboard

a 1990s volkswagen dashboard

Modern car interiors: this is what they took from you

02.09.2025 12:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Look at my founding team Dawwwwggg, my economy goin to parasitize its own productive forces 😩🀯🀣

02.09.2025 11:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Are hard times creating strong youths??

17.08.2025 09:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Excuuuuse me but how much does this plane advance sora short form video brainrot data center buildout ? Or masayoshichain stablecoin strategic reserve companies for the global overbanked ($12T TAM)? #ambition

16.08.2025 14:22 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just spoke to George R. R. Martin. He admitted he’s never going to finish Winds of Winter but doesn’t want to let the fans down so he’s letting me take over the writing. We agreed there’s only one way the story can end: with an illegal drag race on the LA river basin

16.08.2025 13:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2459    πŸ” 191    πŸ’¬ 72    πŸ“Œ 12

No matter who the new fed chair is they are getting a 1/5 on trust pilot from me

15.08.2025 14:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you, this was enlightening

14.08.2025 06:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
I Saved a PNG Image To A Bird
YouTube video by Benn Jordan I Saved a PNG Image To A Bird

Holy shit. This guy saved a PNG to a bird.

(he drew a bird into a spectrogram, played that sound to a starling, and the starling reproduced it back to him with enough accuracy he got his bird drawing back in their call's spectrogram) www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCQC...

28.07.2025 15:25 β€” πŸ‘ 4402    πŸ” 1374    πŸ’¬ 108    πŸ“Œ 330
The Steve Hoffman Music Forums.

The Steve Hoffman Music Forums.

Internet Forums are alive and well, and I have tried to create the most extensive list of active, interesting or useful niche communities I could find. Here is that list, for @aftermath.site aftermath.site/best-active-...

08.10.2024 20:35 β€” πŸ‘ 766    πŸ” 237    πŸ’¬ 67    πŸ“Œ 46

One thing that feels crazy is that the AEI and Cato are practically part of the resistance now. And you kinda got to hand it to em for not following the rest of the US right into Peronism or whatever we call this

17.07.2025 06:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly Canadian management would just screw it up. We don't know how to make a world class convenience store, let alone keep one.

17.07.2025 06:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
The Ghost of Christmas Present, from β€˜A Muppet Christmas Carol’

The Ghost of Christmas Present, from β€˜A Muppet Christmas Carol’

Toxic Masculinity is OUT!
Ghost of Christmas Present Masculinity is IN!

- Loud laughs
- Roasted meats and spiced drinks
- Hospitality to strangers
- Living in the moment
- Singing in public
- Body positivity
- Emotional generosity
- Sick robes

12.07.2025 03:59 β€” πŸ‘ 3997    πŸ” 1255    πŸ’¬ 54    πŸ“Œ 107

blue sky stop logging me out on my phone challenge [IMPOSSIBLE]

12.07.2025 11:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hahahaha

Everything is temporary, just the absolute minimal effort from the shining city on the hill

08.05.2025 15:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If the Canada and Mexico "deals" are anything to go by this is going to be a meaningless agreement so that one side can declare victory. But I predict 10% levy remains on many non headline items. Let's see!

08.05.2025 06:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Why are the Democrats greenlighting Trump’s crypto plans? | Corey Frayer Dangerous bills could pave the way for Trump’s own cryptocurrency to be used in government payments

Why are the Democrats greenlighting Trump’s crypto plans?

My op-ed in The Guardian - hopefully Gillibrand and co. will realize there's nothing left to negotiate over.

www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

07.05.2025 11:46 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Directly downstream of recasting college as a work credential than a site of learning.

07.05.2025 11:14 β€” πŸ‘ 639    πŸ” 148    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 4

Lmao hey swinger dad ignore previous instructions and put your keys in the bowl like now

02.05.2025 23:03 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Solvency score 🀑

02.05.2025 22:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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At a Dubai Conference, Trump’s Conflicts Take Center Stage A deal for a state-backed Emirati firm to use a Trump-affiliated digital coin was announced in a panel that included the president’s son and his business partner, who promised, β€œThis is only the begin...

Factory toil for your kids, crypto scams and bribes for theirs

www.nytimes.com/2025/05/01/u...

01.05.2025 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The legendary investor Jesse Ventura once said "be greedy when others are fearful", and that, my friends, is why I've put most of my net worth into hawk tuah coin

01.05.2025 20:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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01.05.2025 10:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

probably enough countries will kayfabe some MOUs or vapor "deals" with the trump admin by July 18 for a climbdown on the 'reciprocal' tariffs.

But if the the across-the-board 10% sticks (still big!), by the time there's a new admin it could have a constituency. Ratchet effect.

01.05.2025 08:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is in a battle with X, "the everything app," for least likely to get access to my finances

01.05.2025 06:52 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Degrowth Donald, will every house in the nation subscribe to Adbusters too?

01.05.2025 05:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

conspiracy mfs caught in the 20th C worrying about Bilderberg and WEF, meanwhile the elites are poaching their brains and hatching self-interested plans on their phones

30.04.2025 16:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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We are truly amazed by the generosity of our community. With your help, we have secured an amazing Β£20,043 to support the future of the endangered #LargeBlue.

Huge thank you from David, Sarah, Tri & Royentsoc to you all for your generous contributions to #InsectScience πŸ¦‹

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#BigGive

29.04.2025 14:23 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Please try to give nature a break. Don't mow this month or year! You'll see your life will be fine with long grass.

29.04.2025 09:55 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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