Cannonball Adderall

"The officers suffered minor injuries in the scuffle." Can't help but throw that in every time to show LEO bravery.

Being shamed by the cool clerks for your pedestrian tastes is also important to character formation.

I would watch a documentary about the people who fill their apartments with bright white bulbs burning full blast.

a pair of wubbanubs, regardless of parents' stated intentions about pacifier use. some desperate night you'll try one, it will save your life, and then eventually you'll lose that one and have the backup

The difference between a judicial warrant and an administrative warrant is the difference between a $20 bill and a napkin that a fascist wrote "twenty dollars" on.

Why not luge?

Crazy that Costco’s we value our customers message is so much more effective than everyone else telling us to fuck off

What is this type of plot called?

I thought I saw Lauren Bacall

Mom can you come pick me up? They’re slut-shaming the radioactive hybrid terror pigs

Found an additional graphic that gets even more of these quotes together.

I've kept "I hate myself, I hate clover, and I hate bees" pinned above my desk since I first started studying evolutionary biology as an undergraduate. So relatable to get extremely frustrated with your study system.

Screenshot from the linked article, with the text: Mitch Green’s segment of the march had just turned a corner into a street flanked by high-rise buildings. “It all just really billowed down that canyon,” he said. [Disclosure: Prior to his election, the author was Councilor Green’s DM in a Dungeons & Dragons campaign.] Green’s immediate instinct was to turn and walk into the gas to help others.

I'm late to the @sarahjeong.bsky.social Portland tear gassing children article, but had to highlight this outstanding demonstration of journalistic ethics. www.theverge.com/policy/87278...

The answer is "cars"

The Daymark: a 19th Century shipping tower near Kingswear, Devon

6. "My Pagan stoner-psych concept LP 'Brutalist Dystopia Doomchurch' was a massive commercial and critical flop but at least everyone agreed the cover photo was fucking brilliant."

That's news to me! Maybe I'll start eating the cores again

Yes. Turns out you have to eat hundreds or thousands of them to actually get poisoned, but I heard about it via pre-internet urban legend

I was that way about apples for a while but got paranoid about cyanide

I got my titer last year and indeed no longer had the immunity, 40-some years after my last MMR.

Has there been a single case recently of an observer being convicted under 18 USC 111, or have they been uniformly thrown out? Are they even actually charging people or just saying the magic words before they smash shit up?

Wench, more grog! I kept my d&d dice in mine, feeling similar.

Crown Royal Canadian Whisky, with the purple cloth carrying bag (and the plastic cap).

Brown hat notices it and steps on it, and puts it in his pocket. The thing that gets kicked away looks like a water bottle or gas canister.

In the seconds before the agent comes back out with the gun, something skitters across the pavement that looks like it could be a magazine. Do you have any clearer view of that?

I couldn't make it through the whole thing, but it seems like it says nothing about where all the $1Bs go or even that they're supposed to be used in service of the vague purposes of the board.

like in the trunk Weegee-style, or the back of panel vans or what?

my favorite Journey fact is that it was a spinoff of Santana

for sure was not. It was bad and the local response was great in slowing them down, but DHS was just warming up here

Join City staff for a Joint 3rd, 8th, and 9th Ward Bike Plan Update meeting on Tues., Jan. 27, from 5 p.m. to 8 p.m., at James Park Fieldhouse, located at 2133 Mulford St. The existing Bike Infrastructure Map and comment cards will be available to gather input and feedback from community members at the meeting. Visit cityofevanston.org/2026bikeplanupdate for more info.

I think they changed the 1/27 mtg location. 8th and 9th ward newsletters just put those at James Park Fieldhouse, 5-8pm

they do that rock paper scissors/slim jim bullshit everywhere too. I guess just to demonstrate their nonchalantness about the whistles and horns?