Cannonball Adderall

A rolling trash bin at night, glowing with a light inside.

Finally throwing out all that shit I found in the trunk of that old Chevy Malibu.

we should bring back leaded gas, ban seatbelts, and deregulate dioxin while we're at it

the problem with this joke and target audience is they will reply to explain why it actually is special ed from a budgetary and regulatory standpoint

I don't know about LLMs but it's certainly the case for visual art

you say "i asked chatgpt"
i hear "i asked [an improv comedy group]"

an improv group wrote this report
instead of a therapist i use an improv comedy group

Vampires would experience time differently than a mortal, years passing in the blink of an eye.

For a vampire, time is infinite and free. It is worthless.

So why don't they ever show vampires using linux?

same. younger teens I know can spot ai art instantly and sneer in contempt (maybe because their teachers and admins use it constantly)

this was a nice thing in the nyt about just walking around

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For Asian stuff, I've used a place called sayweee.com that is suspiciously cheap and can't be long for this world. I think h-mart also delivers.

The Sopwith Camel airplane was so fast and light
It could make the turns, It could really fight! (Let it whip)

It's well known that liking big butts is positively correlated with truthfulness. Not even other brothers can deny it.

Am I the only one who wants to know the rest of the story concerning "he was into field hockey players"?

a bunch of labels in a circle around chicago

google maps broke and created some kind of unholy chicago singularity

We can be confident that whatever somebody finally decides to name SkyNet will just be some upcycled carny grift with the self-awareness of a glue stick.

An image showing the three main characters from the movie Superbad getting off of a bus. Jonah Hill is in front, Michael Cera behind him and Christopher Mintz-Plasse is at the end.

yeah Minutemen are one of my favorite punk bands

I gave Ricky Schroeder a Coors in the parking lot of Reggae Sunsplash. My hot friend asked him what his name was and he told her "Johnny Fight" and went on into the show.

In a meeting today, Sidsel Birk Hjuler pointed out a facet of motonormativity that even I had failed to see: why do we talk about people using people-sized vehicles as MICROmobility? How did people driving around with 4 empty seats get normalized as "mobility"?

Three Kings, about Gulf I, was a sleeper.

Uber disrupting its way into inventing the bus.

Dat habeaas

Bacharach (and Brubeck) totally laid the table for math rock.

Oh wow, I've got what must be one of the extra signed souvenir bills from when my dad worked at Cape Canaveral, but never realized this connection.

Views of Lake Superior, Caribou Island at left, Middle Islands at center, and the entrance to Moskey Basin, home of Rock Harbor Lighthouse, at right. // Image captured at: 2025-04-18 12:05:58 UTC (about 12 min. prior to this post) // Current Temp in Isle Royale NP: 38.73 F | 3.74 C // Precip: overcast clouds // Wind: NNW at 11.565 mph | 18.61 kph // Humidity: 97%

Current* conditions near Isle Royale NP, MI:

being an indie bookseller in the helltimes has felt both very stable and very stabilizing, and part of me wishes everyone could be on my side of the counter for a little while, because I think it would help some of you be a little less cynical and doomy right now. so here is my VERY anecdotal data:

Also who else was "placed on a mat in a bright room with other people at the airport"?

you've been hit by
you've been struck by
a huge vehicle

March's full "Blood Worm Moon" arrives with a lunar eclipse. Here's when and where to see it. A total lunar eclipse will make the moon appear red during the across the Western Hemisphere during the "Blood Worm Moon" this week.

Is this better or worse than a Brain Worm Moon? www.cbsnews.com/news/lunar-e...

Autism, vaccines determined to both be awesome

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Journal retracts paper by state senator (and former mathematician) Here’s something you don’t see every day: A state senator with an academic publication record, in his former career as a mathematician. Even more unusual: A retraction of one of his 15-…

I had never heard about this before, but retractionwatch.com/2017/02/13/j...

Still prefer him to the former McDonalds marketing exec he's running against.