Team building exercise "No, Mr Bonds, I expect you to bond"
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Team building exercise "No, Mr Bonds, I expect you to bond"
11.11.2025 14:34 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0The American experiments where they raised tax, nobody left & they still ended up with more millionaires
11.11.2025 14:06 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0She raises a good point.
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Bond vs Bond
(with surprise appearance from Harry Palmer)
The finale of the great TV comedy show Blackadder goes Forth.
Back then I didn't expect one of the funniest programmes ever to end with a scene that makes me cry every time I see it.
Every single time.
I have to hand it to them, it's an incredible bit to publicly lose a game of chicken, admit that's what happened, and then spend the next day lecturing everyone about courage and tenacity
11.11.2025 02:05 โ ๐ 8923 ๐ 1585 ๐ฌ 71 ๐ 46He can write that while helping it along & copying Reform?
11.11.2025 12:32 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Yes, something he can't get the intern to do
World would have been improved if he was in the space tesla
Really wish I had gotten a better shot of this but holding a phone that says โwho else was just โfollowing ordersโ?โ up to a riot cop is hard as hell
11.11.2025 06:18 โ ๐ 3087 ๐ 719 ๐ฌ 32 ๐ 27Oh yeah, still surprises me that people have YouTube as their day job, not a few bucks on the side
11.11.2025 12:14 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Even coke could do better, simply running clips from previous years
11.11.2025 11:40 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Less than a week apart, Disney gave us a better ad (or accurately short, but it counts) than what Coca-Cola brought us roughly a week ago.
How did they do it? They DIDN'T use AI!
Someone pointed something out in a video the other day that really makes Labour make sense.
FPTP turns individual constituencies into single party states. If you're an ambitious neoliberal who wants a career in politics but you live in a Labour safe seat, you just join the Labour party.
and there's old theories that Bond is a codename, M can assign someone else
11.11.2025 11:03 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0There once was a curate from Kew
Who had a cat he kept in a pew
He taught it to speak
Alphabetical Greek
But it never got further than mu
50 year mortgage means you can never retire from work 'cos you've still got payments to make
11.11.2025 10:19 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Hereโs how a 50-year mortgage would work
11.11.2025 00:14 โ ๐ 986 ๐ 289 ๐ฌ 31 ๐ 29The legendary cat meme that started an era
The difference in time between now and I can has cheezburger
Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling
"This isnโt a maintenance bill. Itโs a systems-building bill. And it positions Illinois to do something few American states have attempted: build a modern, frequent, interconnected railway network that treats mobility as essential infrastructure rather than a social service."
11.11.2025 02:39 โ ๐ 56 ๐ 12 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 1Would not be surprised if he later sets up a YouTube channel on period fashion
11.11.2025 09:48 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Fwends! OwOmans! Wend me your rears! Its me! Your favorite ImPURRRator, Catboy Twink Augustus! Check out my new video on Only Fans! 15 minutes of me and Uncle Jules in THE BATHS. Don't miss it, CUTIES. Nyah!
04.10.2025 01:55 โ ๐ 38 ๐ 13 ๐ฌ 5 ๐ 2Nobody's lived here long, but look at those property prices
11.11.2025 09:40 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0While I don't have a "horrendous vet bill" story, cat's annual vaccination is ยฃ70 - not covered on insurance, as that's for accidents & surgery, not regular running maintenance
11.11.2025 09:34 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Hear me out, maybe libraries ... don't need AI for anything? This is a solution in search of a problem.
08.11.2025 16:59 โ ๐ 95 ๐ 16 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0Now you can smell like my people.
There is another way to smell like my people but I don't have enough time to stink you all up.
Of course, because this is precisely why they were put up and what theyโre for.
11.11.2025 06:15 โ ๐ 282 ๐ 93 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 3instead of getting a mohawk down the midline of the head from the front, we should convince people to get a mohawk from the midline of the head from the side
11.11.2025 07:20 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 1