@patter.bsky.social
hired geek & fuzzy peep // he/him // yorkshire european // remain indoors // may contain more than your RDA of sarcasm // http://meow.social/@patterfloof // AI is Tech Heresy
The source is lost to time, but this is one of the funniest photos ever taken
22.02.2026 00:52 β π 4666 π 1010 π¬ 50 π 92oh no, Retrophrenology www.goodreads.com/quotes/91813...
23.02.2026 16:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0watching someone vibe-code (it's been forced on the team for evaluation)
and coercing the artificial intern is taking about as long as it would to just write this shit by hand
computers these days. they can't say "no" and they can't be brief
23.02.2026 15:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0it's amazing that we've got to load all of youtube, however many MB of video etc to play what was originally a 33k midi file
23.02.2026 15:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0well, Boston already has the world's largest vessel of iced tea
23.02.2026 15:50 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Prosecutor: βNow who was to the left of you?β
Me: βClownsβ
Prosecutor: βand to your right?β
Me: βJokersβ
Prosecutor: βAnd whereβ¦ where were you in all of this?β
Me: βYou know EXACTLY where I was you SONOFABITCH!β
Judge: βOrder, ORDER!!β
'You'll never put a better bit of butter on your knife'
23.02.2026 15:00 β π 42 π 4 π¬ 1 π 0unfortnuately, the game is also Tech Heresy bsky.app/profile/loos...
23.02.2026 14:50 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Reminder: Owlcat are all in for AI bullshit.
I won't be touching the dark heresy game until it is in like, a damn bundle. I sure as hell am not purchasing it.
And I was *planning* to preorder it or even participate on alpha/beta. I liked Rogue Trader a Lot.
I liked wrath of the righteous!
Fuck.
this really whips the llama's ass
23.02.2026 14:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0no vox or vid calls on teams?
23.02.2026 14:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0cats are such creatures, had to zoom in to see how he's arranged :)
enjoyed your video on seacats too
Searching for the One (pepper) Ring to rule them all
23.02.2026 05:25 β π 75 π 29 π¬ 1 π 0with enough time in the elevator, I'm sure they can figure it out
23.02.2026 14:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0pipe is life
23.02.2026 14:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0B&W photo, a black cloaked & hooded figure, on a riverbank. next to a "danger no, swimming" sign (public information film, spirit of dark & lonely water)
The Spirit
23.02.2026 14:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0punting it straight through the goal with a hockey stick
23.02.2026 14:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0cool, I searched the name off the video & their professional illustrator site was giving off definite furry vibes :)
23.02.2026 14:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0after their last few games, I wonder how they'll dumb it down this time :)
23.02.2026 13:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I hope the replacement keeps Bethesda's game feel though. First person, with so many items being pocketable, keep the gear of anyone you kill & discovering new sidequests by exploration & talking to npcs, not a map full of "activity here!" icons to chase
23.02.2026 13:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0cartoon anthro lion wearing a suit & top hat, walking down a street (it's Fogg from the adventures of Willy Fogg. A cartoon retelling of Around The World In 80 Days)
can't have a lion as your national animal & act surprised when one's voted up
23.02.2026 13:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0oh, so that's why it looks like a scale model on a table
23.02.2026 13:23 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0German Vietnamese restaurant chain, often seen in stations: Bahn Mi
23.02.2026 13:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Pain di mie French toast: youβve been double frenched hon hon hon
23.02.2026 13:05 β π 12 π 1 π¬ 0 π 1could even be more, other countries looking at the EU stuff & buying that rather than American
23.02.2026 13:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0