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hired geek & fuzzy peep // he/him // yorkshire european // remain indoors // may contain more than your RDA of sarcasm // http://meow.social/@patterfloof // AI is Tech Heresy

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23.02.2026 17:09 β€” πŸ‘ 126    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The source is lost to time, but this is one of the funniest photos ever taken

22.02.2026 00:52 β€” πŸ‘ 4666    πŸ” 1010    πŸ’¬ 50    πŸ“Œ 92
Henry Kissinger Song by Eric Idle
YouTube video by alienbodies Henry Kissinger Song by Eric Idle

www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5vo...

23.02.2026 17:01 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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A quote from Men at Arms Retrophrenology: It works like this. Phrenology, as everyone knows, is a way of reading someone's character, aptitude and abilities by examining the bum...

oh no, Retrophrenology www.goodreads.com/quotes/91813...

23.02.2026 16:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

watching someone vibe-code (it's been forced on the team for evaluation)

and coercing the artificial intern is taking about as long as it would to just write this shit by hand

23.02.2026 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

computers these days. they can't say "no" and they can't be brief

23.02.2026 15:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it's amazing that we've got to load all of youtube, however many MB of video etc to play what was originally a 33k midi file

23.02.2026 15:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

well, Boston already has the world's largest vessel of iced tea

23.02.2026 15:50 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Prosecutor: β€œNow who was to the left of you?”

Me: β€œClowns”

Prosecutor: β€œand to your right?”

Me: β€œJokers”

Prosecutor: β€œAnd where… where were you in all of this?”

Me: β€œYou know EXACTLY where I was you SONOFABITCH!”

Judge: β€œOrder, ORDER!!”

23.02.2026 10:24 β€” πŸ‘ 251    πŸ” 44    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1
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'You'll never put a better bit of butter on your knife'

23.02.2026 15:00 β€” πŸ‘ 42    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

unfortnuately, the game is also Tech Heresy bsky.app/profile/loos...

23.02.2026 14:50 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Reminder: Owlcat are all in for AI bullshit.

I won't be touching the dark heresy game until it is in like, a damn bundle. I sure as hell am not purchasing it.

And I was *planning* to preorder it or even participate on alpha/beta. I liked Rogue Trader a Lot.
I liked wrath of the righteous!

Fuck.

23.02.2026 14:37 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2

this really whips the llama's ass

23.02.2026 14:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

no vox or vid calls on teams?

23.02.2026 14:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

cats are such creatures, had to zoom in to see how he's arranged :)

enjoyed your video on seacats too

23.02.2026 14:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Searching for the One (pepper) Ring to rule them all

23.02.2026 05:25 β€” πŸ‘ 75    πŸ” 29    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

with enough time in the elevator, I'm sure they can figure it out

23.02.2026 14:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

pipe is life

23.02.2026 14:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
B&W photo, a black cloaked & hooded figure, on a riverbank. next to a "danger no, swimming" sign

(public information film, spirit of dark & lonely water)

B&W photo, a black cloaked & hooded figure, on a riverbank. next to a "danger no, swimming" sign (public information film, spirit of dark & lonely water)

The Spirit

23.02.2026 14:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

punting it straight through the goal with a hockey stick

23.02.2026 14:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

cool, I searched the name off the video & their professional illustrator site was giving off definite furry vibes :)

23.02.2026 14:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

after their last few games, I wonder how they'll dumb it down this time :)

23.02.2026 13:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hope the replacement keeps Bethesda's game feel though. First person, with so many items being pocketable, keep the gear of anyone you kill & discovering new sidequests by exploration & talking to npcs, not a map full of "activity here!" icons to chase

23.02.2026 13:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
cartoon anthro lion wearing a suit & top hat, walking down a street (it's Fogg from the adventures of Willy Fogg. A cartoon retelling of Around The World In 80 Days)

cartoon anthro lion wearing a suit & top hat, walking down a street (it's Fogg from the adventures of Willy Fogg. A cartoon retelling of Around The World In 80 Days)

can't have a lion as your national animal & act surprised when one's voted up

23.02.2026 13:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

oh, so that's why it looks like a scale model on a table

23.02.2026 13:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

German Vietnamese restaurant chain, often seen in stations: Bahn Mi

23.02.2026 13:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cat wearing a red beret says bonjour ALT: a cat wearing a red beret says bonjour

Pain di mie French toast: you’ve been double frenched hon hon hon

23.02.2026 13:05 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

could even be more, other countries looking at the EU stuff & buying that rather than American

23.02.2026 13:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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