bryan!

On this Chairteenth, we celebrate the good folks of Montgomery, especially our guy AquaMayne. Special shout out to the folks who, within 72 hours, recreated this in their apartment complex. A COMMUNITY!! 💀

AI filmmaking and storytelling is punk rock. It’s hip hop. It’s counterculture. It’s a new type of creativity. It’s a new medium. It’s hated by the mainstream film and art establishment. It resists ideology. It ignores gate keeping. It’s uncomfortable. It’s scary. It’s viral. It’s accessible. It’s refreshing. It’s welcoming. It’s here.

AI filmmaking is peeing. It’s pooping. It’s throwing up. It’s a new kind of liquid coming out. It’s hated by the establishment. It’s what goes in the toilet. It’s wet. It’s what’s in the bathroom.

Trump shouting into the void on the White House lawn

Trump standing on the white house roof for no apparent reason

THERE WAS NOTHING IN THAT BROWNIE THIS EDIBLE IS BULLSHIT

- oNe hOUr laTer-

I know firing the hitting coach literally never works but hear me out… what if it worked *this* time?

We are messy bitches who love drama! It’s in our nature!

this is the way rich people think about health insurance

A very clear lesson for Americans who oppose Trump and think the solution was "what if we just leaned into the whole xenophobia culture war thing to win back the Trumpists."

It... does not work.

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Nancy Mace @NancyMace · 5h Nancy Mace for Governor has great jeans. a reply: You and Hank Hill have the same lateral profile.

Naomi Wolf going "No! No!!" at a picture of a stuffed teddy bear wearing a little mask

the further we get from the initial covid outbreak the more i feel a genuine calling to cast the naomi wolf freaking out at a stanley bear tweet in bronze so that future generations have physical, lasting proof that this was an era of extremely dumb people

consider yourself lucky because I have absolutely seen complaining about the goddamn savanna bananas

oh no do i have to watch this? that's breathtakingly bad

this is yet another story, one of thousands now, of alleged antisemitic incidents without any details about what specifically was antisemitic about them

Real MAGA heads, show your support for President Trump by going and standing on your roof RIGHT NOW!

i will endorce hjim

Black and white photo of a waitress holding a hot dog in the 1940s. She's pointing at a sign that says: SORRY! NO HAMBURGER TODAY Tuesday, You Know !

SORRY!
NO HAMBURGER
TODAY
Tuesday, You Know !
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“Do we like Damien? We like Damien, don’t we? It’s all for him, we do it all for him. We just want him to look at us. We treat him well, sometimes he’s not very nice to us, but it is for him, it’s really all for Damien.”

the president fell through the white house roof but he got stuck halfway. it's like winnie the pooh but vertical. they're bringing him mcdonalds while they wait for a crane

It feels lame still saying this but imagine if Joe Biden had done this shit - just doddering around on the roof and shouting at reporters. Jake Tapper would have stormed the White House.

Reporters shouted to ask what he was doing up there and he said he was "taking a little walk." He said something about the White House ballroom and made some gestures but it's not really making a ton of sense yet. Normal stuff

This image feels like something out of a dream. Looking at it makes me feel like I'm about to wake up sweaty.

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Never does seem to work, I fear.

He had a history of shoulder issues and had lost velocity in the three starts he had before the deadline. That this now represents the best and only attempt to address the rotation is genuinely embarrassing on the part of the front office.

William Shatner very convincingly rocking a fake mustache.

Never caught this before but the body of Kirk’s brother in TOS Season 1 is just Shatner with a fake mustache and honestly that’s an incredible bit.

How had I never seen this masterpiece before???