@kdanger.bsky.social
Don't worry, these are all posts you can read with your child - they're just funny jokes about birds 🐦
My doctor yelled at me when my test results came back normal
04.10.2025 02:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Got caught practicing kissing with a mackerel in the boy's bathroom
03.10.2025 17:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Been stuck in the same pair of slacks for 13 days
28.09.2025 19:53 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
a Facebook marketplace listing with a photo of a man sitting in a fire pit
I wasn't in the market for a fire pit until I came across this listing
28.09.2025 16:16 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A swarm of rats just tried to push me into the oven while I was checking on my cookies.
27.09.2025 20:05 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sat on a kiwi
25.09.2025 13:07 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Bird Day
16.09.2025 22:54 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Three pairs of panties hidden in my lunchbox. Unknown origin.
16.09.2025 00:06 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A bird tried to assassinate me, nobody cared
11.09.2025 02:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Forced to drink bird milk
02.09.2025 18:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I've been haunted by the ghost of a malevolent beekeeper for years
28.07.2025 12:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Came home only to discover 200 bees waiting for me
28.07.2025 02:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Hunter Biden palm pilot you won't believe the sick shit on this
26.07.2025 15:10 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Kicked out of the men's rights club now all I have left is boy's rights and they won't let me in.
14.07.2025 17:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Cornered in an alley by a pack of teacup pigs
24.06.2025 00:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Extremely interested in vomiting on the vomit comet
20.06.2025 16:14 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0when cell phones were first invented digimon otis called them "the poor man's bandai wonderswan". clearly he was wrong to have said this .
18.06.2025 05:16 — 👍 4079 🔁 648 💬 36 📌 18Experiencing a surge of power by letting NO ONE reply to this post.
19.06.2025 06:28 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0There are NO Republican birds 🫡🦅
02.05.2025 03:58 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0I think you're a cunt. We will never forget what you've done. The birds will never forgive you.
19.06.2025 06:24 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Using local law loopholes to amass an unreasonable number of birds
23.05.2025 15:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0There are NO Republican birds 🫡🦅
02.05.2025 03:58 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Somebody left a poop covered in sequins on my desk again
01.05.2025 20:42 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1Found a clam in my bed last night the merman transformation has begun
30.04.2025 01:20 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Cornered by a boy in a rat costume on the subway, he forced me to shake his sticky hand
30.04.2025 01:18 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Slipped in the bathroom straight into the urinal almost touched the cake
26.04.2025 02:27 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh this bag? It's full of... BIRDS ::birds fly out of bag into your face and hair::
26.04.2025 02:24 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1Starting off a business meeting with a soaking wet handshake
13.04.2025 17:07 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The sky will no longer be blue it will be blacked out by my army of birds
30.03.2025 23:31 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0There are so many birds
17.02.2025 15:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
