Jonathan Fischer

I'm sorry, there is NO redemption arc for F*cker Carlson.

I just discovered this meme and I love it.

Happy #PrideMonth to all my #LGBTQIA + friends!

Kristi Noem would have shot Tiki

And the games we were buying in the 80's? The entire game was smaller than the texture image for the pupil of the eye of the doll swinging from your fortnite character's backpack. And nostalgia aside, they were mostly crap.

Right? It’s not a purity test to say oh *hell* no. There are in fact people it is ok never to accept.

Sarah Huckabee Sanders was once politely asked to leave a restaurant and it generated 100x as much handwringing from the media as this will

I was watching an episode of PBS Spacetime and it turns out it’s impossible to watch Roman Holiday without falling in love with Audrey Hepburn. Science.

Drugs are bad, mkay?

"Let them eat dolls"

Julius and Ethel Rosenberg would like a word

International travel aside, can any #trans folks assure me that domestic travel is still trouble-free? We’re desperate to have our daughter visit us but she’s understandably nervous. She lives in a state that’s reddish-purple.

Grievances 16-19 in Declaration of Independence
16. "For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world"
17. "For imposing taxes on us without our consent"
18. "For depriving us in many cases, of the benefit of Jury trial"
19. "For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences"

24 hours in and still on your feet, speaking passionately, not reading Dr Seuss... I am in awe @booker.senate.gov.

I gave my 2020 primary vote to Sen. Warren, but you were up there, I swear! Give me another chance!

I hate to be that guy, Rachel, but you speled "Arpil" wrong.

They are behaving like a party that never needs to win another election and that fucking terrifies me

We Don't Need to Agree to Disagree With Trump Supporters. They're Just Wrong. I often find myself in a now-familiar spot with Trump supporters I know: hopelessly stuck in an unnavigable impasse on our respective paths, unable to find a way forward.

No, Trump voters and I don't just disagree now.

They’re simply wrong.

I believe they are deeply, profoundly, and egregiously wrong; the kind of wrong about the kinds of things that I can no longer excuse or make peace with or overlook.

johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/we-dont-ne...

The Fox chyron sure speaks volumes. Not "Hegseth appears to have disclosed classified info after all", but THOSE SCHEMING DEMS ARE AT IT AGAIN

Meme image: "It has been 0 days since marked clean on OPSEC"

Same -- thousands and thousands of dollars worth of books. I still miss having physical books, but they're a millstone around your neck.

I really, really like #AngryRachel @maddow.msnbc.com.

Homer Simpson meme: "The stupidest so far"

*Stares off into the distance, features cast in grim determination.
Oh, nothing. Just readying myself for the daily @maddow.msnbc.com.

Ask yourself:

Why would anyone who wasn’t an asset of the Russian government do this?

Why would any decent human being do this?

We were all played.

“do not obey in advance” includes bipartisanship.

compromising with fascists is compliance.

12:30, my ass. It’s 11:30! They’re lying to you — wake up, sheeple!

If you're 60, 69.1% of all job growth since your birth occurred under Democratic administrations.

If you're 45, that number is 74.7%.

If you're under 30, the number is 100%.

Let's just be clear about this--Reagan was not in any way a good president. And without him, we wouldn't be in this whole mess right now. 🧵1/

Nov 6 was the bus breaching the guardrail, and every day since then has been an overwhelming sense of inevitability, watching the bus inching more and more over the cliff's edge.

With the entire GOP chanting, "cliff! cliff! cliff!".

dynamic_linking ftw (but still, very cool!)