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“don’t do anything. you just sit there prettily, we got it” said 6 Knights in Shining Armors to the Princess

three absolute diva dolls taking a mirror selfie. hobi has on a black shirt and sweater with a pearl necklace, his long brown hair is windswept. jimin is leaning against him in a gray long sleeve shirt with short hair and glasses. taehyung takes the pic, his hair also short in a clay button up. he has his iconic cheetah print phone case. and a black heart over part of his hair.

before anyone asks, this is the diva cunt line

cutie patootie

semi-related, but when yoongi crushed walnuts with his bare hands like it was nothing??

🐱 did you see my grip strength?
🐨🐥 oh~~ very cool!!
🐱 i was surprised. why did that break?

in other news seeing yoongi's face cured me of mental illness for today

Yoongi, when he’s doing something totally awesome and sweet and cool: No one better be looking at me right now, stop looking at me, I’m an invisible creature

Yoongi, when he’s doing something dorky as fuck: Hey!!!!! Everyone look at this shit!!!!! Hell yeah!!!

a pink cartoon character with a huge mouth open Alt: a pink cartoon character with a huge mouth open

Inhaling all the content the tannies are sharing

if I read one more "bts has changed" thinkpiece on reddit I will scream

Namjoon leaning against a motorcycle on the cover of Bazaar, black jacket hanging off his shoulders over a white singlet, gold spiky pants shining like they’re from Liberace’s closet

He did this for Jungkook, we are just a bunch of people standing around in a cloud of secondhand pheromones

🐹 i can’t choice
🐨 hyung, it’s ‘i can’t choose’
🐿️ if namjoon says ‘i can’t choose,’ you gotta say ‘i can’t choose’
🐹 ok, i can’t choose
🐥 you gotta do what namjoon-hyung tells you to do
🐨 but hyung, i think it’ll be cute if you said “i can’t choice” [says it 2 more times]
🐹 ok, let’s go with cute

🐨 what are you gonna say when you jump?
🐰 i dunno..
🐨 i recommend “i love you, namjoon-ah”

compilation of jungkook blindly reaching into his rapmon hyungs pocket and or just plainly reaching out for his lip balm bc why carry your own when nj hyung is there <3

why you got a nosebledd mr extremely handsome kim taehyung?

'picked my nose :)'

i love when they talk about normal people things.

'cant drink coffee anymore cause it gives me the shits' min yoongi

'picked my nose and made it bleed' kim taehyung

'ibs girly time' park jimin

(on a mission to sing below a certain decibel)

🐹 you should just tell me that you want to see me put this on 😏
🐹 now! princess seokjinnie appears

save a horse this save a horse that
i want to ride this specific cowboy

pretty seokjinnie

I love his pretty earring 😚

wip of yoongi as persephone

here's a glimpse, i hope bsky doesn't wreck the quality too much. but it was basically an excuse to give him very red lips flush with pomegranate juice (pls ignore my very lazy suggestion of flowers, that will change lmao)

i think there are levels to his anger:

level 1: loud af, whiny, incoherent sus noises
level 2: angry red face rap god
level 3: so mad not an ounce of twinkle in his eyes & not a hint of humor in his tone (🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵)

yoongi purring
(bc i miss him)

Kim namjoon's big naturals

A large white and blue blimp floats in the sky. The blimp features a vibrant banner with Yoongi smiling against a purple background. Bold text on the banner reads “WELCOME HOME YOONGI.”

A large white and blue blimp floats in the sky near a glass high-rise building. The blimp features a vibrant banner with all seven BTS members smiling and posing against a starry purple background. Bold text on the banner reads “BTS IS BACK.”

Beautiful. 🥹

(cr: x.com/camlovesyoon...)

had a thought that if apple were to release a traditional ipod it would sell like hotcakes

A page that says a computer can never be spiteful or. Horny therefore a computer must never make art

Spouse sent me this today and it just feels relevant.

joonie in that iconic white stage outfit with the diamond choker. he just looks so good y'all 😵‍💫

hopefully hitting right into @jmoons.army.social 's weak spot with this thread about joonie in chokers. we all know the diamond one but I've found some other good ones in my archives 😊 (this is not an exhaustive list tho, there's so much more!)