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financial advice in a weird time:

-- develop a plan
-- find friends who support you
-- preferably 10 of them
-- steal $160 million from the Bellagio, the Mirage, and the MGM Grand
-- yes those are Terry Benedict's casinos
-- get your wife back
-- one of the friends should be Don Cheadle btw

simple

YouTube video by Late Night with Seth Meyers Amber Ruffin Defends Both Sides After Her Cancelled White House Correspondents' Gig

Amber Ruffin, ladies and gentlemen. I'd hoped for a lot more anger about journalists canceling--yes, canceling--yes. But, no. Journalists don't criticize their own. They do not reflect.
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Doctor Behind Award-Winning Parkinson’s Research Among Scientists Purged From NIH Leading scientists at the National Institutes of Health, the US’s leading medical research agency, were swept up Tuesday in the Trump administration's latest firing blitz.

NEW: No fewer than 10 principle scientists at NIH investigating emerging infectious diseases and neural disorders were among those fired by RFK Jr. today.

One is an esteemed scientist awarded for breakthrough research into the causes of Parkinson's disease.

By me and @emilymullin.bsky.social:

It's one of life's greatest mysteries.

If Hulu asks invites you to watch DELI BOYS, accept. Hilarious. #deliboys

IDEA: put this guy in charge of everything.

Weird AI-generated CAPTCHA with ducks and four-wheelers?

Huh? Our AI overlords are trying to figure out the difference between wheels and wings, or something. CAPTCHA this.

Possibly, sadly true. Current business model’s not sustainable, though:

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100%. He’s destined to be played by Amanda Seyfried in a limited series.

When they talk about eliminating “waste and fraud” they actually mean “programs and services.”

A glass, both half empty and half full of water.

Now, out in the wild.

#NoKingAnyTime

“Kitchen backsplash” alt text wins.

There Is No AI Revolution Soundtrack: Mack Glocky - Chasing Cars Last week, I spent a great deal of time and words framing the generative AI industry as a cynical con where OpenAI's Sam Altman and Anthropic's Dario Amodei hav...

Newsletter: There is no AI Revolution. Consumer adoption of generative AI outside of ChatGPT is barely 100 million people, every single company in generative AI is deeply unprofitable, Microsoft is pulling capex, and OpenAI spent $9bn in 2024 to lose $5bn.
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Jaws film poster

Jaws remade for the year 2025.

Matt Hopper fired from Oceanography Institute due to funding cuts.

Brody gets no money from Mayor Vaughn to hire Quint.

One by one, tiger shark population hunted by ever-dwindling number of Amityville citizens.

At end, Shark moves to new beach for new prey.

so far going anti-woke leads to less money and planes falling out of the sky

Minneapolis theater group doubles down on DEI initiatives as federal funding is threatened The theater organization says it recently received orders from the National Endowment for the Arts to stop promoting diversity, equity, and inclusion or be denied federal funding.

Minneapolis theater group doubles down on DEI initiatives as federal funding is threatened

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➡️ January 20: FAA director fired
➡️ January 21: Air Traffic Controller hiring frozen
➡️ January 22: Aviation Safety Advisory Committee disbanded
➡️ January 28: Buyout/retirement demand sent to existing employees
➡️ January 29: First American mid-air collision in 16 years

Making America Great Again!

The Tuskegee Airmen were the first African American flying unit in the U.S. military.

Altogether, 992 pilots graduated from the Tuskegee Air Field courses, and they flew 1,578 missions and 15,533 sorties, destroyed 261 enemy aircraft, and won more than 850 medals.

It's good that there's a 25% tarriff on imported coffee now. This will incentivize people to purchase American coffee, grown in the New Jersey coffee forests

Reports of Navajo people being detained in immigration sweeps sparks concern from tribal leaders The DOJ argued in court that Indigenous people don't have birthright citizenship, even though they have for 100 years

“In defending the constitutionality of the executive order, the U.S. Department of Justice erroneously argued in court that Indigenous people didn’t have birthright citizenship, so neither should the children of noncitizen immigrants.”
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CITY OF NEWARK = "Today, U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) agents raided a local establishment in the City of Newark, detaining undocumented residents as well as citizens, without producing a warrant. One of the detainees is a U.S. military veteran who suffered the indignity of having the legitimacy of his military documentation questioned. This egregious act is in plain violation of the Fourth Amendment of the U.S. Constitution, which guarantees 'the right of the people be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures... "Newark will not stand by idly while people are being unlawfully terrorized. I will be holding a press conference in alliance with partners ready and willing to defend and protect civil and human rights. Details to come."

The Mayor of Newark says ICE detained citizens and a military veteran in a warrantless raid there today. www.newarknj.gov/news/mayor-r...

The folks obsessively posting about egg prices for the past few years have gone strangely quiet just as egg prices hit an all-time high.

The silent treatment.

Here’s a picture of our dog enjoying the snow tonight.

“There is a big difference between human beings and being human” painted on the back of a garbage truck driving down the interstate