Rocket McRocks

Yeah that was 100% sarcastic, I think if anything, Arsenal fans were closer to thinking Trossard/Martinelli could be sold, than needing another signing

Spurs getting trolled by their own stadium

DM? 🧌

Conceded shots on targets too... season's over

One of those corners where actually it slightly bounces off of an Arsenal player before going out 🙏🙏🙏

First time I see this kind of story not coming from Theo Walcott

Yeah exactly! The needle points to the % of "win deservedness" of the home team, but because of the placement of the badges it looks like it's pointing towards one or the other to indicate the "winner"

I like these 'deserve to win' visuals...but tbh it always takes me a minute to read them.
I think it's because the needle is based on the home team's %, but because there's both badges it looks like it's there to point towards one or the other 🤔 sorry I know dataviz is hard 😂

"it's Liverpool they don't do that kind of stuff" is comedy gold

Yup! That and not ruining a game based on one moment like that if/when possible, it seems they usually can't help themselves

Lowest xG against after playing the other 3 teams with the highest xG, 2 of them away; looks alright to me

Mouth is way too closed

I mean, last season's champions lost at Palace so obviously they don't have what it takes. Last year's runners up finished 2nd 3 times, so clearly they won't ever win anything. Therefore this season can only be won by Palace or Bournemouth. Maybe Chelsea because they're world champions

Not letting calafiori dry the ball with a towel, even the ref is looking at marginal gains to screw us

Looking forward to being called naive again

Can he referee Everton games? That's such a dumb situation, how is that allowed

One will probably walk their league and be back at full strength comes March/April to compete for the CL, while the other may have to fight just to qualify for it next season

I wouldn't *start* a 15yo dribbler away at a league two side tbh...Saka is pretty good at sticking to 1st or 2nd gear against smaller sides, I wouldn't worry too much about him

Yup, but they've still got to go to OT, play City, and go to the Emirates 🤷‍♂️ it definitely makes Sunday at Newcastle a big one though

Deserved a yellow imo

You can take the man out of Tottenham...

Totally agree, I love it, but attacking is somehow the only acceptable way to play/win. Instead of focusing on Arsenal's attack being "uninspired" and "have to be better to go far in the CL", why not focus on Athletic just being better/stronger in the first 30min in front of their fans? 🤷‍♂️

But why is it the only acceptable way to win? Maybe instead of shitting on our attack, the angle could be on Athletic's players playing for their lives for their first CL game in however long in front of their fans. But negativity tends to create more engagement (guilty 😅)

Honestly they probably do it for other teams too, just easier to tune out when it's not my team. It's definitely more of a general rage baiting technique than an anti-arsenal agenda

It bothers me because it's how we're represented to the wider audience, and then I've got my dad telling me how Arsenal aren't good because he only watches big games, where we obviously rarely smash other teams. I wish I didn't care, but I do 🥲

Yup, I guess it makes for better TV! They don't want professional teams, they want fun/unpredictable teams

Getting real tired at commentators, even in France, being disappointed that we don't go all guns blazing and smash everyone 5-0 away from home in the CL. The other teams get to play too?

Not a great haircut, bad facial hair, messed up shoulder