PvS

Philip Seymour Hoffman appearing in Punch-Drunk Love and 25th Hour

When I first read that story I turned to my wife and said "is this how white women feel when they listen to Taylor Swift"

I went to the gym and did it on the treadmill. Another W for Goggins

Fuck David Goggins, if it’s raining I’m not running

Time to go outside and savour autumn’s bounty (unfollow Fabrizio Romano)

I would put it the other way round. Dorgu was playing LB and some RW at Lecce, he can be a back 4 player. But I don’t think you can have a spread front 3 with Mbeumo and Cunha wide

You’re all laughing at a man who is self-soothing using the only materials available to him. Sad

This is exceptionally good

ready for Forest vs Palace, the Macbeth Derby #epl-live

Run, not ran

Depleted Bournemouth, Newcastle without Isak, Arsenal without Odegaard, Saka, and Havertz - Liverpool will simply never play a full strength team at this rate

Another great day on the internet. I don’t even know what this possibly could be referring to

My wife was one of the organisers of the petition against transphobe John Boyne’s inclusion in the Polari Prize and I have never been prouder.

And now this lifetime bitch, who gleefully called himself “a proud TERF”, is whining about being bullied online? Sorry you’re getting smoked, bigot

The thing I hate about it is that so many players (especially the Dutch and Scandi) anglicise the pronunciations here instead of giving us the real shit

I have eaten
the p-words
that were in
the icebox

So many stats guys apparently want not only to be right, but for EVERYONE to admit they were right. Guess what, old conservative English football blokes will always think you're annoying American nerds who don't understand the game. It doesn't matter. You won.

It is so tedious and depressing that every conversation of this type turns into bullshit polisci mumbo-jumbo, as if politesse is not an end in itself and supporting small business or whatever is a greater goal

When I move to the side as I walk down the pavement so as not to atomise an old woman coming the other way, that is emotional labour. When I’m nice to my daughters instead of treating them as more meat in the world’s abattoir, that is emotional labour. When I separate trash from recycling, that is e

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I have made this point 100 TIMES.

"Every man should carry a knife" - no, brother, this is not The Edge (1997).

I do not need to slit the throat of a rival patriarch. I carry 4 hairbands for my daughters, hand sanitiser, and wet wipes.

And in classic British style, the issue of taste is allowed to sidetrack every important conversation. Tax the rich? You're demonising high earners. Say "Death to the IDF" (a completely reasonable sentiment)? You're stoking hatred. Fuck off

Nothing boils my piss more than Trump being widely derided as a clown while Keir Starmer continues to be seen as a respectable British lawyer, despite destroying trans rights, making immigrants targets, and letting Gaza be rubbed out

Have been avoiding posting about Palestine anywhere because I have nothing valuable to add but how are we meant to do anything when we know that our governments are just watching genocide happen. Just desperately hope there are Nuremberg trials for all these fucks one day (Starmer etc included)

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From now on, hot people are not allowed to travel to Jurassic Park. Only uggos. We cannot continue to impoverish our gene pool like this

This is amazing both for being wrong in its premise and in its explanation for its premise

"I'm wasting my life at a desk, better do all my living in these two weeks" syndrome

It’s so funny reading the replies to this tweet on bluesky and then on Twitter

Specifically handsome in a “mum’s cool new boyfriend” way

the sperm whale, scientific or poetic, lives not complete in any literature. Far above all other hunted whales, his is an unwritten life.