PvS

My god I am STEAMING about del Toro’s Frankenstein, I’m trying not to pick fights on Letterboxd

This is very meaningless, perfect for Pepi

Right-wingers need to recognise that anti-Muslim scaremongering always makes it sound cool. Calling London “Londonistan”? Calling New York “New Mecca”? Sign me up 🕋

Really appreciate Lily Allen making an album specifically for me, the person with no interest in her music but who loves gossip

Every time I see this I laugh at how perfectly Amish Bruno is

Sexy barrel leg ecru jeans?

Is it a good thing that every United long ball ends up with Gravenberch driving uncontested through midfield

my favorite part of parenting is getting my kids ready for school. cajoling, repeating myself, grinding my teeth as I shake with rage — I love starting each day the angriest I’ve ever been

Philip Seymour Hoffman appearing in Punch-Drunk Love and 25th Hour

When I first read that story I turned to my wife and said "is this how white women feel when they listen to Taylor Swift"

I went to the gym and did it on the treadmill. Another W for Goggins

Fuck David Goggins, if it’s raining I’m not running

Time to go outside and savour autumn’s bounty (unfollow Fabrizio Romano)

I would put it the other way round. Dorgu was playing LB and some RW at Lecce, he can be a back 4 player. But I don’t think you can have a spread front 3 with Mbeumo and Cunha wide

You’re all laughing at a man who is self-soothing using the only materials available to him. Sad

This is exceptionally good

ready for Forest vs Palace, the Macbeth Derby #epl-live

Run, not ran

Depleted Bournemouth, Newcastle without Isak, Arsenal without Odegaard, Saka, and Havertz - Liverpool will simply never play a full strength team at this rate

Another great day on the internet. I don’t even know what this possibly could be referring to

My wife was one of the organisers of the petition against transphobe John Boyne’s inclusion in the Polari Prize and I have never been prouder.

And now this lifetime bitch, who gleefully called himself “a proud TERF”, is whining about being bullied online? Sorry you’re getting smoked, bigot

The thing I hate about it is that so many players (especially the Dutch and Scandi) anglicise the pronunciations here instead of giving us the real shit

I have eaten
the p-words
that were in
the icebox

So many stats guys apparently want not only to be right, but for EVERYONE to admit they were right. Guess what, old conservative English football blokes will always think you're annoying American nerds who don't understand the game. It doesn't matter. You won.

It is so tedious and depressing that every conversation of this type turns into bullshit polisci mumbo-jumbo, as if politesse is not an end in itself and supporting small business or whatever is a greater goal

When I move to the side as I walk down the pavement so as not to atomise an old woman coming the other way, that is emotional labour. When I’m nice to my daughters instead of treating them as more meat in the world’s abattoir, that is emotional labour. When I separate trash from recycling, that is e

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I have made this point 100 TIMES.

"Every man should carry a knife" - no, brother, this is not The Edge (1997).

I do not need to slit the throat of a rival patriarch. I carry 4 hairbands for my daughters, hand sanitiser, and wet wipes.