Stacie With An I-E

aaaaaaaand it turns out the answer to "how TF did some guys with a ladder steal the French crown jewels" is "cuts to arts funding mean the Louvre is massively understaffed"

YOUR FOES WOULD SEE YOU SLEEPLESS: RESIST AND REST.

Ah yes. Asia. The entire freaking continent famously made up of but one singular country and cuisine.

You could leave off the last three words and still be fully hinged.

The inflatables have made it to Broadview.

I… uh… also notice it actually made a decent suggestion to begin with, to reference a genuine moment of connection from their previous meeting. He seemingly argued it down to “it was lovely to meet you”.

It's open enrollment time so here's a convenient peg to hang a little tutorial about how to choose your health insurance.

Most of the advice you get is bad. Most of your instincts are bad. I however used to work for a health insurance company and I do arithmetic for a living so I can help.

He’s says this while dressed like an anorexic boss hog.

“I spend my day doing things other than plagiarizing Elon Musk. I am very proud of this.”

#WarRavagedPortland

Have you been menaced by a pew? If so, you may be entitled to compensation…

Related: schedule that eye exam! Your eyeballs can go from fine to “girl, do you not have headaches with that eye pressure?” surprisingly fast.

Just as effective as the above-ground ones!

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Dame Patricia Routledge has passed away. 😭💔

An AMAZING actress. I always thought of her as the Lucille Ball of Britain due to her display of comedic timing & physical comedy on "Keeping Up Appearances" as Hyacinth Bucket (IT'S PRONOUNCED BOU-QUET).

PBS introduced me to her.

Rest in Power.💐💐💐💐💐💐💐

Me when I got to the part about burying it in the nest: Everybody’s so creative! (Hat tip to tanaradoublechocolate on TikTok.)

I had to read that with my human eyes.

At least you realized. I’m surprised by the number of folks upthread who don’t seem to have caught the “all mushrooms are edible… once” humor at all.

"Too."

Bless you, but my 95-year-old great aunt will totally ask me in all seriousness what was wrong with her if they mention this on the news while I’m around. To my credit, I have never once answered “I think it was the being over 90”. Or “skydiving accident”.

If you've done in-person research at any of the following presidential libraries in the last 8 months, can you please follow me/contact me—soon—for a story I'm working on (can be off the record)?

Hoover
FDR
Truman
Eisenhower
JFK
LBJ
Ford
Carter

And either way, can you please share this request? 🙏

I mean… are we talking Highland Coos? Because if so, I respect the vision at least. The aesthetic. Not the pooper scooping required, but the aesthetic.

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See, now, I just decided OpenAI owes me $10 million if they don’t opt out by midnight tonight. Is this how you do a capitalism? I’ve disrupted an industry here. Look at me innovating!

Great British Bake Off Syndrome. I very selfishly want another Junior series with Rose Matafeo and Mike Wozniak. That was awesome.

Destroy this myth. Please share if you have visited and researched in a library this past year! RT And give a shout out to your favorite library you have ever visited.

I get a little giggle when the podcast is being paid to run obvious platform-inserted national ads for something their audience is obviously going to buy Not At All. Advertise that gold bar. Gimme that hilarious ICE recruitment ad. Laugh all the way to the bank to cash the check, podcast.

How about “No, we LOVE to see a Thicc Six” though?

Follow-up:got my vax at the Walmarts. They do have you sign attesting you have one of the risk factors, but since “kinda chubby”, “I sit most of the day”, and “I smoked a cigarette once” all qualify, most people who lived through any portion of the 80s in Kentucky are in on 2nd hand smoke alone.

I think the cardinal rule is not to point the business end at anything you don’t intend to shoot.

So if he shoots his own dick off, well, clearly he meant to do that.