kobold brand ambassador

uh ohhhhhh *keeps sippin my cider*

This guy's video explains what's happening.

2,400 year-old skeleton mosaic reads:

“Be cheerful, enjoy your life”

Discovered in Turkey

ICE Agent, 7-Year-Old Both Wearing Same ‘Military Commando’ Halloween Costume

ICE Agent, 7-Year-Old Both Wearing Same ‘Military Commando’ Halloween Costume

If you just banked that coffee money every week and denied yourself every other instance of life’s gastronomic pleasures, however small and ordinary, you could save enough to make the down payment on that starter house in [checks notes] five hundred and seventy three years

A reminder that Musk is a mass murderer. It's not hyperbole.

A painting by Laura Freas of a woman astronaut standing next to a tall, bipedal, lizard-like alien who is holding up a glowing sphere, and seems to smile down at the human, who reaches out as though to take the sphere, with a smile. Text reads "always accept orbs from lizards"

Men in Sekiro grow like crocodiles where if they don’t die young they just keep growing larger and larger. It was considered a great honor to become large enough to be a named NPC, or even a miniboss. In modern times this was cured by the polio vaccine.

Animorphs comic asking Ax: "why does Rachel call you baby girl" Tobias:how about we don't talk for awhile

Okay fellow millennials...

weird sketchy doodle of a hare written text reads: why

weird sketchy doodle of a goat with a plant in its mouth written text reads: i didnt do it

i dunno that ill color these but some more animls :3c

weve been friends for a long time at this point
feat @passermine.bsky.social 's passm self

halloween special

Hi folks, this is again a plea for help. There still is no cleared donor. People working through the system but again-if you're at all interested in trying to help, it takes months to get cleared as a donor. There's a lot of delays/appointments.
So please consider and spread it around, thank you.

Draw this but with your OCs/Sonas.

Wish you were here.

I am afraid I have absolutely terrible news. I need a lot of help now, from everyone. I currently have NO CLEARED DONOR for transplant and we only have a short period of time to get this done. Please SHARE THIS WITH EVERYONE AND PLEASE TRY TO DONATE!
All the information is at iggyland.org

Secret of Evermore, released on October 17, 1995 and developed by Square USA

it's been so long since I drew anything. Please have a joke that'll never get old #illithid #mindflayer #comic #art #sketch #silly

this is what deadlock characters look like to me

almost to $25k!!! if i can get to that point the irs will let me lower my monthly payment amount ;;

how drunk is a bit drunk?

Spotted hyena bust with a big fluffy mane/hair. He's wearing a vest with several colorful buttons on it.

Brown standard poodle bust. They have long hair and are looking at the viewer with a smug grin.

Red fox with fluffy purple shoulder length hair. They're facing the left while looking at the viewer with a flustered expression, mouth open making fox-like noises.

Red/pink kobold with long brown/purple hair. She's got her mouth open with her tongue sticking out, and has sort of a mocking expression.

Empties my pockets and 4/5ths of a polycule falls out.
💜: @meldritchhorror.bsky.social @treppan.bsky.social @mervyn.online @passermine.bsky.social

i just wonder what ganons up to...

life really is all about perspective instead of thinking “i’m stuck in a sewer drain 😢 ” say “i’m going to meet a fireman 😃 “

"Everyone Is Twelve Now" theory of American decline remains unchallenged

It annoys me when people say “they’re on SNAP but their hair and nails are done and they’ve got tattoos”. It’s extremely normal to do your own hair and buy press on nails, and tattoos literally last forever. What do tattoos someone got 10 years ago have to do with them needing to eat now

i like you bro. i’m gonna add you to my bestiary

Happy Shawlaween

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