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Collecting TikTok avatars of ppl telling me New York will be under sharia law in six months

Claim: My uncle says Mamdani will abolish the entire NYPD. True: Your uncle does say that.

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Alan Dershowitz has killed himself on celebrity wheel of fortune

your honor, every single crunchwrap is more supreme than this court

photo of vince gilligan with a quote from variety: "AI is the world's most expensive and energy-intensive plagiarism machine. I think there's a very high possibility that this is all a bunch of horseshit." - Vince Gilligan on why he hates AI

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The Roger Ebert bench outside the Virginia Theatre in Champaign

Roger Joseph Ebert June 18, 1942 - April 4, 2013 Renowned film critic, co-star of the At the Movies" television series with Gene Siskel and son of Urbana, Roger Bbert changed the way people thought about movies. The University of Illinois graduate was the film critic for the Chicago Sun-Times for 46 years. He was the first journalist to win the Pulitzer Prize for film criticism, to be inducted as an honorary member of the Director's Guild of America to receive the American Society of Cinematographer's Award, and to have his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame and at the Chicago Theater, He also received the highest honor from the State of Illinois, the Order of Lincoln In 1998, he and his wife, Chaz, brought the Ebertfest Film Festival to his hometown. He said that empathy was one of the most important aspects of civilization, and that movies were a glant empathy machine. he was a visionary mentor and technologist And a loving husband and tamily man, Sculpture by Rick Harney Joy & Habeel Joan & G. T.! Betsy Hendr Intertraterni ofillinois a Loretta & W Peggy & Pau

Good morning, Roger.

Ultimately Nancy Pelosi’s legacy is that she just kinda forgot to mentor a single person and that’s why we have Hakeem Jeffries now

Spoiler alert. You ain't an alpha you a little bitch ass bitch and whatnot.

Rest now sister. We have the kente. I'll see you in Wakanda.

Glinn*r harassing quiz show hosts with the same line: “Yes or no: do you think it’s a *good* thing if trans women do the things that I think they do?” Brilliant debate tactic because you can always fall back to “Ah so you can’t answer a simple question about something I personally believe”

three sheets of paper are taped to the outside of a building. they have the words "The Oval Office" in gold script

this looks like a trick daffy duck would put up to get bugs bunny into "the oval office"

andrew cuomo ran one of the worst political campaigns in modern history but i think my favorite part was in this ai ad, the pregnant bill cited chatgpt as a source and a chatgpt phone walks onto the screen and goes “that’s right”

The way all of these people convinced themselves that Mamdani is antisemitic is a subject far more worthy of media examination than any of the ‘groupthink on campuses!’ thinkpieces we’ve been subjected to

I was a fan of this guy for ages. Dropped his ass entirely from my life when the allegations came out. When someone shows you who they are, believe them.

Woke up this morning to find that the people of New York City have re-lit the torch of the Statue of Liberty, sending a signal out to the rest of America that Trump's bullying tactics that seek to divide and debase any notion of solidarity among diverse communities can be defeated #TurnUpTheVolume

I feel like astrology was the gateway to AI and chatGPT. Like I learned to politely just be quiet as an otherwise intelligent friend was like, “Well, it *is* Virgo season!” and now you hear someone go, “I asked ChatGPT how to hammer a nail” and I’m like, I should have called you an idiot sooner.

A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor.

A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.

basically every 2024 truism is dead. Trump did not build a lasting multiracial coalition or turn young men into committed Republicans. You don’t need to cave on trans rights to win. The pundits have nothing left to tell you.

Mamdani going so hard for trans right and winning is some juicy proof that every dem that abandoned us didn’t do it for politically advantageous reasons. They did it because they’re transphobes and they will lose for it

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ZOHRAN MAMDANI ADDRESSES HIS ENEMIES

Higher quality cos I'm a sicko

a man and woman are sitting at a table with the words " oh hello " on the top ALT: a man and woman are sitting at a table with the words " oh hello " on the top

Only two True New Yorkers remain

its always 2 dumb bitches telling eachother "exactlyyyy"

I know we all had a good chortle about “Etsy Witches”, but Dick Cheney going to hell, Dem women taking NJ & VA *and* a socialist taking NYC all on a night of the Full Moon?

I’m not NOT saying we need to thank ‘em and maybe send them chocolates

I'm never voting for him if it comes to that, but I'm not looking gift wins like this in the mouth.

The Dimitri finds out meme, which is a two panel vertical meme of a guy being interviewed by a lady. The caption reads "The club is bumping, the ladies look good, the alcohol is flowing." The second caption reads "There is much pain in the world, but not in this room."

Bluesky rn

“He doesn’t have a mandate” are you fucking kidding? Dick Cheney died the day Zohran is elected he has the mandate of HEAVEN