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@scottheisel.bsky.social

I’d rather be talking about second-wave emo and professional wrestling.

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Came here to say that, the whole record is phenomenal. It even won a Grammy!

30.07.2025 19:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I hope Artie’s first sentence is “shake it three times, you’re playing with yourself”

30.07.2025 15:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is INSANE

30.07.2025 14:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

😮

30.07.2025 14:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The funny thing is they don’t pay for Spotify Premium, so if you’re in the tube too long you’ll get commercials, lol

29.07.2025 21:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thanks! I’m just trying to get to the bottom of a nagging shoulder issue. Nothing too awful (hopefully).

29.07.2025 15:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Reallllllly glad Cleveland Clinic has headphones hooked up to Spotify because otherwise I would’ve been downright miserable in that tube.

29.07.2025 14:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Today’s MRI playlist:

@jimmyeatworld.bsky.social - Something Loud
@jimmyeatworld.bsky.social - Bleed American
@jimmyeatworld.bsky.social - Futures
@jimmyeatworld.bsky.social - A Praise Chorus
@jimmyeatworld.bsky.social - 23

29.07.2025 14:17 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

This fuckin’ guy has been PUBLICLY BEGGING to go into the Rock Hall for DECADES even though he’s a novelty artist who doesn’t deserve the accolade in the first place, and now he won’t even go to the ceremony? Rescind the induction.

29.07.2025 11:46 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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a baseball player with the number 23 on his jersey is swinging his bat ALT: a baseball player with the number 23 on his jersey is swinging his bat

RIP Ryno, you’ll always be my favorite Cubs player of all time.

29.07.2025 01:30 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I spent the past 2 years as the promotions director for @wcsb.bsky.social and would spend so, so, so much time putting together our events calendar for DJs. At least that forced me to be in the loop!

27.07.2025 16:03 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's terrible. You can try Pollstar, but that only skims the surface; you can try to slog through Facebook events if you have an account, but narrowing your search down is an awful UX; you're better off looking at fliers on a telephone pole. How can all we be this connected and still so uninformed?

27.07.2025 13:55 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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No idea why they make this information so hard to find, but here's the schedule for the Warped Tour livestream today (all times PT):

www.youtube.com/@VansWarpedT...

26.07.2025 17:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Holy shit the Decemberists legitimately kicked fuckin’ ass tonight, what a goddamn band

26.07.2025 02:51 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Torture Device vs. Tenacious D
YouTube video by EMOtiveHXC Torture Device vs. Tenacious D

we used to be a proper country

23.07.2025 14:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Put it at 2x speed and it's a Streetlight Manifesto song.

22.07.2025 16:25 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Bright Eyes - 1st World Blues (Official Video)
YouTube video by BrightEyesVEVO Bright Eyes - 1st World Blues (Official Video)

The Bright Eyes ska song should be listened to exclusively on YouTube at 1.25 speed at an absolute minimum (1.5 if you're a real rude boy).

www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxfd...

22.07.2025 14:56 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 1
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22.07.2025 14:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Btw I am not going to blindly defend LJG, someone who once called me a fuckface on Twitter for no reason lol. (We’ve since reconciled but haven’t talked in years.) But the journalist in me just can’t stop thinking about weird this whole thing is.

20.07.2025 02:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

She’s also posted literally zero receipts of this alleged abuse (or LJG’s offers to pay her to leave the house, etc etc etc) even though she says she has documentation of everything. Like the more I go back and read everything it just doesn’t pass the smell test.

20.07.2025 02:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

There’s also a lot of inconsistencies in all her Threads posts. Like she insinuates that her kid is at home with her, but she isn’t — as LJG said, the kid was with her dad as planned since the band was supposed to be on tour. She also uses wordplay to make people *think* LJG’s ex invited her over.

20.07.2025 02:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Obviously LJG is better known by the press at large so Paris has framed the story as “frail little wife of big bad rock star being emotionally abused” and it’s getting eaten up by the blogs. But if she dragged LJG on TikTok, it would come off as punching down dramatically—which is why she hasn’t.

20.07.2025 02:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

No one asked for my take on the Laura Jane Grace / Paris thing but here you go anyway:

Paris has a MASSIVE following on TikTok, like 600k followers. Why use a platform like Threads to go at LJG publicly? My guess: she looks more sympathetic on that platform since LJG has more well known there.

20.07.2025 02:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

the aragon absolutely is air conditioned and has been for decades

17.07.2025 00:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

LFG Naomi!

14.07.2025 02:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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inside of you there are two wolves

10.07.2025 15:26 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Live at Wembley Stadium Blur - Live at Wembley Stadium / 140gram black 12" triple vinyl housed in a trifold outer sleeve and printed inner sleeves. Tracks taken from sunday 9 july 2023 concert.

Blur - Live At Wembley Stadium 3xLP box set for $33.76 (plus an additional 30% off coupon which brings it down to $22!!)

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10.07.2025 00:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That gold hovercraft wasn’t gonna pay for itself!

07.07.2025 03:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Carla ♥️♥️♥️

05.07.2025 01:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

As someone who has been with you since the beginning, I’m incredibly grateful you came over to the site without Nazis because I would’ve been devastated to miss out this year.

05.07.2025 01:36 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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