Cherry Boy Hunter

The ending to Hades II is so bad - I'm screaming crying and throwing up lmao. It's a good thing this entire game lives and dies on its immaculate gameplay loop and general vibes.

They all died from not wearing PPE the first time

I am several fancy cocktails deep but would like to relay the experience of the time I just decided to let my dog go after the cockroaches I always assumed he wanted to eat 🖊️🦑

i know that the months leading up to the lexus december to remember sales event are an exciting time for many of you. it used to be for me, but most dealerships won't let me attend services because i named my kid toyotathon. they won't even let me wield the sceptre. i just thought it was a cool name

The main thing about getting a human hair unit installed as a goof/passing curiosity is that it *is* just a goof/curiosity but I know that 65% of people will take it as some secret sign that I hated being bald all along when in reality being bald makes me a sexy motherfucking beast

These hats have haunted me since childhood what the fuck are they

i can wear corded headphones anywhere on earth except for my own kitchen, where they catch on idk, a ladybug’s dream and are yanked so violently from my ears, launching my phone out of my pocket and clattering across the floor into the next room, seven or eight times in the course of cooking dinner

thats right baby, im making music. and it's gonna bang. thats right baby, it's going to bang, the way one bangs on the door to the toilet when they need to piss

This Star Is Missing an Eye What the Fuck Nobody Told Me They Could Get Hurt

i don't mean to single out baseball fans here, because you see this in lots of fan communities, but in certain corners people talk as though baseball is real. they think all the players are real people and the stadiums are places you can actually visit. to each their own, but that cannot be healthy

My Stupid and Gay Puzzle

about to walk into october like

It's a map of the United States with KPOP Demon Hunter's in the mid northern states KCOKE Demon Hunters in the southeast KSoDA Demon Hunter's in the West and northeast

The meme says "after hearing back to back Red Hot Chili peppers songs" And has a picture of Brian saying "shut up about California" twice I understand that I am like the Red Hot Chili peppers with my California being Quest 64, but I am also not getting paid to yell about California Quest 64

The secret to mountain towns is they're all broadly the same

ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese.
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import

Girl you gotta make yourself a Southwestern Spice Blend and keep it in a little tupperware container

Fuuuuck This One's a Shine Sprite I Can't Open Shit With This

(nineties surfer dude "bodacious babe" voice) salient points

You are under no obligation to mourn the death of people who would’ve celebrated yours.

Family Reunion (Probably already posted this but I like it)

That's why there's a funny doll in 'em

These days, the football game of what’s more and more. In order to champion — when its competition of the ballgame — America is the time for together. And that’s which of the fans. The fans of what it’s most of all. Let’s what it again: the fans of when it’s more.

ME: team rocket will never steal these rare Pokémon! Not unless they wanna take on me and my fully evolved Miss Cigarettes!
MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes

ZILLA!

Take care!