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always the pallbearer, never the corpse • black cat energy

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Either way, they're gettin Shaq-d

30.10.2025 13:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Amongst a shit load of other things, we got Shaq gummies for the kids tonight. Do kids even care about Shaq now?

30.10.2025 13:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

They used to have a play almost every year where I grew up based just around his story. Wish he'd get more recognition.

30.10.2025 13:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Smiling Sid Hatfield, rarest of rares (maybe even the only?), non-ACAB cop.

Also, I can't believe Workwear Guy didn't post my favorite pic of Sid. Fucking look at this man. That drip. Coulda had so much more drip if he took coal money. But he sided with labor. RIP king. You woulda loved slaw dogs.

30.10.2025 13:42 — 👍 3    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

Reading about Dune is so fucking weird. “Okay, so the first thing you need to know is everyone is on drugs. The drugs give you access to alternative mindspaces. The great leader Kevin who is NOT a self-insert has wrested control of the Fuckening to make himself super-babies.”

26.10.2025 11:58 — 👍 15    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0

This place will bleed ya dry. I wanna move soonish.

26.10.2025 04:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I haven't opened this app in months, i didn't expect all the notifications 🫣 hello everyone

Since you guys seemed to like my other bird griffin post, here's some recent bullfinch mini griffins 🪶

24.10.2025 18:15 — 👍 6031    🔁 1882    💬 59    📌 27

OLIVE GARDEN WAITER: *grating cheese* say when

TRICK OR TREATER: uhh

23.10.2025 17:15 — 👍 109    🔁 24    💬 2    📌 0

Oh I LOVE Nichijou. The principal and the deer bit gets me every time.

I'll check out Mushishi!

19.10.2025 02:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Take note of all these people turning out for protests in small towns in red states.

Remember them the next time you’re inclined to write an area off because “they voted for this.”

18.10.2025 16:29 — 👍 16135    🔁 3926    💬 407    📌 271

All I ask is to keep it low on the sex pest scale, but I'm pretty open to anything. Slice of life would probably hit rn for cozy fall?

19.10.2025 00:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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MSNBC captured the crowd from the Boston "No Kings" rally:

18.10.2025 18:49 — 👍 36275    🔁 8101    💬 611    📌 506
An image of a list of the 27 grievances against King George III in the Declaration of Independence. Donald Trump's regime has committed at least 20 of them in whole or in part, condensed into the list below:
1.	He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.
2.	He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of representation …
3.	He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing … his invasions on the rights of the people.
4.	He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; … obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners …
5.	He has obstructed the Administration of Justice …
6.	He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices …
7.	He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance.
8.	He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.
9.	He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power.
10.	He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution … giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation:
11.	For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:
12.	For protecting them … from punishment for any Murders which they should commit …
13.	For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:
14.	For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:
15.	For depriving us … of the benefits of Trial by Jury:
16.	For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences:
17.	For … abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments:
18.	He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.
19.	He has … destroyed the lives of our people.
20.	He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us …

An image of a list of the 27 grievances against King George III in the Declaration of Independence. Donald Trump's regime has committed at least 20 of them in whole or in part, condensed into the list below: 1. He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good. 2. He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of representation … 3. He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing … his invasions on the rights of the people. 4. He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; … obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners … 5. He has obstructed the Administration of Justice … 6. He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices … 7. He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance. 8. He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures. 9. He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power. 10. He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution … giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation: 11. For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us: 12. For protecting them … from punishment for any Murders which they should commit … 13. For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world: 14. For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent: 15. For depriving us … of the benefits of Trial by Jury: 16. For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences: 17. For … abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments: 18. He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us. 19. He has … destroyed the lives of our people. 20. He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us …

The Declaration of Independence specifies 27 grievances with King George III and Britain.

Donald Trump and his regime have committed at least 20 of those same offenses highlighted in yellow.
#NoKings

18.10.2025 14:47 — 👍 2117    🔁 1067    💬 24    📌 46
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#NOKINGS

New York City, NY

18.10.2025 15:42 — 👍 36262    🔁 9175    💬 646    📌 466

They stopped making ghosts just after the civil war. You’ll never see a ghost with a man bun or hitting a juul

08.07.2023 15:03 — 👍 2917    🔁 599    💬 59    📌 44

I need a good anime to get into. Any recs?

18.10.2025 16:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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finally, my final form

15.10.2025 23:32 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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‘I love Hitler’: Leaked messages expose Young Republicans’ racist chat Thousands of private messages reveal young GOP leaders joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape.

One of the craziest stories I've seen in a long time. If you think Trump and his administration are extreme and depraved, just wait until you learn about the young guns who are positioning themselves to take over the reigns in the next few decades

www.politico.com/news/2025/10...

14.10.2025 18:34 — 👍 2436    🔁 879    💬 129    📌 170

Hiked so hard today that I feel like a brand new woman. Sometimes you gotta go look at some trees.

13.10.2025 02:42 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I just realized "Gregg rulez, okay" fromNight in the Woods may be a lil reference to the Monsters Rule song

11.10.2025 23:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Well fuck, this is me learning 😢

11.10.2025 23:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Tis costume season, so here's #1 - for renfaire: luna moth priestess

11.10.2025 23:36 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Caturday with Dolly. 💕🐈‍⬛

11.10.2025 15:47 — 👍 46    🔁 5    💬 1    📌 0

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11.10.2025 23:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Watching Monster Club for the season. Ultimate aesthetic goals.

11.10.2025 23:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I love a couch rot with a coffee and video game day

11.10.2025 16:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

crystal lake sheriff: well, we encased jason voorhees in about 10 bags of Quickcrete. he's basically never going to hurt anyone ever again, and it cost $400.

11.10.2025 01:29 — 👍 447    🔁 69    💬 8    📌 6

I love the hard hat ghosts doing construction in the game Hades because that implies that the Underworld has seen some ghostly shit with its own OSHA regulations to uphold

11.10.2025 01:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Soupluck season is upon us

10.10.2025 14:41 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A SKELITON AT THERE COMPUTER " CANT BELIEVE I DIDNT LOOK UP MORE COOL SHIT WHEN THE INTERNET STILL WORKED" ,,, THE FUNNYEST THING ABOUT A SOCIETY IN DECLINE IS YOU DONT REALLY EXPECT IT TO HAPPEN TO YOU AND WHEN IT DOES IT FEEL'S LIKE A PERSONAL OFFENSE, WE WATCHED COMPUTERS AND NET GET BETTER AND BETTER FOR SO MANY YEARS THAT IT SEEMED OBVIOUS IT WOULD CONTINUE, WHY WOULD THINGS GET BAD ON PURPOSE, HOW CAN YOU MAKE MORE MONEY WITH WORSE PRODUCT'S , WELL THEY FIGURED OUT HOW TO DO IT , THEY SOLD OUR COMMUNITYS AND RESOURCES UP THE DAMB RIVER TO MAKE A FEW MORE TRILLION'S, AND WHAT CAN THEY EVEN BUY WITH IT, OBVIOUSLY NOT THE ABILITY TO ENJOY WHAT YOU HAVE IN PEACE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN BBUT IM STILL KICKEN A$$ AND ADDING CUSS WORD'S TO MY GOGGLE SEARCHES SO THEY DONT SHOW ME AI SHIT !!!! - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

A SKELITON AT THERE COMPUTER " CANT BELIEVE I DIDNT LOOK UP MORE COOL SHIT WHEN THE INTERNET STILL WORKED" ,,, THE FUNNYEST THING ABOUT A SOCIETY IN DECLINE IS YOU DONT REALLY EXPECT IT TO HAPPEN TO YOU AND WHEN IT DOES IT FEEL'S LIKE A PERSONAL OFFENSE, WE WATCHED COMPUTERS AND NET GET BETTER AND BETTER FOR SO MANY YEARS THAT IT SEEMED OBVIOUS IT WOULD CONTINUE, WHY WOULD THINGS GET BAD ON PURPOSE, HOW CAN YOU MAKE MORE MONEY WITH WORSE PRODUCT'S , WELL THEY FIGURED OUT HOW TO DO IT , THEY SOLD OUR COMMUNITYS AND RESOURCES UP THE DAMB RIVER TO MAKE A FEW MORE TRILLION'S, AND WHAT CAN THEY EVEN BUY WITH IT, OBVIOUSLY NOT THE ABILITY TO ENJOY WHAT YOU HAVE IN PEACE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN BBUT IM STILL KICKEN A$$ AND ADDING CUSS WORD'S TO MY GOGGLE SEARCHES SO THEY DONT SHOW ME AI SHIT !!!! - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

WHAT NOW - dashare.zone ADMIN

09.10.2025 20:20 — 👍 983    🔁 279    💬 0    📌 7

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