Cold stone Steve ice cream

Cool

This was probably too many words. The first 7 were enough.

JD Vance must feel like a failure for only posting a picture of Trump as a king while Trump himself posted the most embarrassing and immature thing imaginable

History books in the future are going to be really fucking weird.

Weirdly fun to block the White House

I prefer red vines but I'll take this. Only let me order one, though

They live in Canada so you probably don't know them.

Going to a memorial event for a guy who was shot and being like "I'm actually pretty good at dodging bullets" sounds a bit worse than anything Jimmy Kimmel said

Remember when the cubs were in the playoffs? That was weird, right?

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in.

Mariners should just be given game 1 of the ALCS by default

What a betrayal! Will RFK resign in disgust?

God damn it! Who turned off the gorilla channel?

Great. Now I have to wait until Saturday to feel bad.

Pretty confused by how TRON became a big-budget movie franchise. Was it a bit hit when it came out? No. Did it become a big hit on video/TV? Also no. Do people have fond nostalgic memories of it? Eh kinda but not really. Was it secretly great and critically acclaimed? No again

Feeling bad for Phillies fans. And now switching to the Cubs game so I can feel even worse in a couple hours.

These dumb assholes acting like The Puppy Bowl doesn't already exist

I don't know what you're talking about. He had a significant impact on Mankind.

Fuck (and I can not stress this enough) the Yankees

And not a single regret will be had for once

@cardsagainsthumanity.com

Classic Cubs. Getting our hopes up then disappointing us horribly

history teacher in 50 years: So in September, that’s when the president signed an executive order criminalizing anti-fascism and saying all resistance would be crushed

student: oh so that’s when the whole country realized they were living under fascism

teacher: haha what? oh no lol not at all. no.

I shared this on Facebook a few years ago which I now know was dangerous and wrong since we've learned that Pagliacci causes autism

His brain is spaghetti and he believes that he said this

Dave Matthews has the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

And he'll name the character "Ghost-Man". He'll be voiced by Patrick Wilson and say things like "hi, I'm Ghost-Man" and "every moment is pain" all with a giant smile on his ghost face.

No one will believe you when. You tell them things that happen in this game.

Smurf

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