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Someone on Twitter realizing ChatGPT is bad then begging Elon Musk to save her

People will forget how to swallow and ingest food without asking a computer or a billionaire by 2032.

I don't know what's happening in this video?? But, i support it... 👀😅🤣 #bluesky

Kennedy Curse Sure Taking Its Sweet Time With RFK Jr.

Kennedy Curse Sure Taking Its Sweet Time With RFK Jr.

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good thing we have so much extra fossil fuels lying around that we can burn a few thousand gallons of it to recreationally fly fighter jets over Seattle for half a week

#fucktheblueangels

had little crafting time this weekend

photo of a forest burning

unmpteenth AI-rendering of a baby shark boarding a plane emits final bit of carbon emission that plunges world into irreversible global catastrophe

okay this shit is fucking crazy.

some road trip pit

get out of my house 🙂😌

gotta balance the political posts with some gay slut behavior or i'll lose all my precious engagement

so here's a selfie from before i went dancing this weekend

I work as an elder and hospice caregiver, which I am oddly passionate about. I can love on them shamelessly and no one complains about my codependence. It's a win-win situation. Many of my caregiving colleagues complain about the repetitive questions and, sometimes reactions, of the elderly, especially when those patients happen to read the newspaper, especially with the current downward spiral of our country — as if these people haven't lived through enough horror... I love my dementia peeps, but sometimes wonder if there's a Guinness Book World Record for how many times an hour a dementia patient can repeat the same question — it's got to be in the hundreds. At least with small children, they ask different questions. Dementia patients will get stuck on one short question and ask it until you can interrupt their train(carousel) of thought and successfully redirect their attention. That carousel is pretty manic sometimes. A couple days ago, I picked up my mail from the post office and drove over to the nursing home to take (let's call her "Miss Daisy") Miss Daisy out for a drive. Before we took off on our road trip, to the end of The Road and back, in our landlocked little town (Juneau, Alaska), I set my copy of The Onion down in front of her. Over our two-hour excursion, tiny Miss Daisy read that front page at least a dozen times and each time she would snicker, giggle, and guffaw, then put it down on the dash board and, a minute later, discover it anew. I think it was the best afternoon of my life. We don't often hear them laugh and when they do, it's the sweetest thing you've ever heard. ... Thank you, thank you, thank you, for the really important work all of you do. You make the world a better place.

I got permission to share this, and I'm extremely grateful for that.

The Onion got this letter from one of our subscribers in Alaska. She works with dementia patients and decided to leave a copy in the car for each one.

This email made my year. Read it and you'll see what I mean. People are good.

THAT PART

murdering decayed gods

post-pride, back at the gym. have a little flex.

thank you thank you

gotta start pride off right

fucking a slut

thank u for this reminder to take mine this morning 😅

Chris O'Donnell's

Robin suit

rubber nipples

made me gay

road trip thotting

it's ninety degrees in central california

rest stop

fancy gas station

c u soon los angeles

more. soft. people. in. management.

have the current sniffies profile pic as a treat

doing Gay Slut stuff

Pink Party afters @ The Cuff, Seattle

well now he's making inappropriate comments about Sabrina Carpenter so the waters are muddied.

is my retired father a closeted homosexual? his music choices for Father's Day BBQ have been Sabrina Carpenter & Chappell Roan radio.