Josh Shope

If there’s some kind of partnership where I can use Best Buy points to pay for a surgery, sign me up.

Lol

Nothing better than scrolling on your phone doing price comparisons to figure out the cheapest hospital to take your school shooting victim kid to.

They can forfeit that match, then.

I don’t know if I can imagine a worse hell.

Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.

Well I wasn't prepared for that

get in loser we're doing tv timeouts for soccer

lmao they put the World Cup in America and now it's got commercial breaks.

There's nothing in the rule book that says the Bush's Baked Beans dog can't play football in the Bush's Baked Beans Bowl.

One of the best restaurants in Ballard, and in the oldest still-standing houses in all of Seattle!

Fifa peace prize for trump, looks like a bunch of disfigured hands reaching up to grab the world

steel book version of "Drag Me To Hell" movie - lots of hands reaching up to grab at a woman's face

oh shit... is FIFA corrupt?

Playing a James Bond song before a peace address is a pretty good bit.

That’s also a perfect description of Liza’s character in Arrested Development.

Messi feeding him 30 inch-perfect passes a game but Werner is offside for 29 of them.

Chris Paul is just like my AUDHD son.

“Are Mormons more Christian than Catholics” - the greatest thread in the history of Baptist forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate

I'm trying to remember which "evil sect" had more Chick tracts written about them. I for sure remember a couple anti-Catholic ones but don't know if ol' Jack ever did a Mormon one.

I don’t know man, if I were writing a book I don’t think I’d include stories about how dumb I am.

Spent many a meal at the K&W with my grandparents; I still remember the taste of their chocolate cream pie.

That Knockers Club pin will go great with my Awooga Collective tie bar.

You’re assuming one didn’t come up with that one…

is Microsoft Excel a feminist? Is Gemini a queer ally? Is this graphing calculator my friend

Hegseth order on first Caribbean boat strike, officials say: Kill them all Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth issued a verbal order to kill all crew members in the Sept. 2 strike on a suspected drug boat. Navy SEALs fired a second missile.

Hegseth is a war criminal and I think it doesn’t get the attention it deserves because he’s also stupid and it’s hard to reconcile the gravity of his crimes with his clownish persona www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...

Produce aisle sign: SPECIAL FRESH BRAZIL WHITE NAME

when you’re trying to evade capture after WWII ends:

Also a category that includes his mother, paternal grandparents, and two of his three wives. But of course that's different, because neither he nor de facto President Miller actually care about immigration as such. They care about racism, and it's a farce to concede the pretense it's anything else.

Vampires?

As I get older, it’s just moment after moments of learning “Oh, the US was involved with that coup too?”

It’s like we caused every single coup that ever happened. And we’re about to do it again!

The only way he’d agree is if it’s Golden Bachelor age for him, normal Bachelor ages for the women.