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@dexfarkin.bsky.social

An accidental witness to a thrown together world.

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Futurama.

09.11.2025 04:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That was Chekov's rifle over the mantle.

09.11.2025 02:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Five seconds of talking to that Victor and it wouldn't be surprising if he put on a horse dong on there.

09.11.2025 02:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I need you all to know that my mother sent me this. 🀣 That is all.

08.11.2025 02:24 β€” πŸ‘ 17440    πŸ” 3047    πŸ’¬ 481    πŸ“Œ 131

I was working on a JP Arencibia joke and, well, not going to beat that. Well done.

06.11.2025 02:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

OK, Jays got item two out of the way.

05.11.2025 21:05 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It would be silly not to. He and his team are extremely adept at this kind of communication and it could go a long way to bypassing what is going to be a constantly hostile local and national media narrative against his administration. Every pothole is going to be blamed on 'socialism'.

05.11.2025 17:42 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The trade off for the tremendous food culture the area has developed over the last 20 years, it seems.

04.11.2025 19:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was proud when I took over hosting the Thanksgiving and Christmas hosting. I was better at it by then and my parents loved no more dishes and cost.

04.11.2025 03:01 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One of my favourite things about Twitter was connecting with Justin Achilli who was the architect of the phase two V:tM and V:tDA titles, which in my opinion were the acme of the game.

04.11.2025 02:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's an empty threat but can you imagine if?

03.11.2025 18:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Most New Yorkers would be happy if these miserable people leave over their pants wetting terror conjoured by the word 'socialist' and then take over their vacated apartments.

03.11.2025 18:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man is holding a microphone and saying oh my god oh the humanity . ALT: a man is holding a microphone and saying oh my god oh the humanity .
03.11.2025 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But they don't care. Really, the only reason the right is concerned about the birthrate is because it plays into their racist ideals against immigration and their shitty Great Replacement paranoia and because if the system crashes under the profiteering, the only forward is nationalization.

02.11.2025 20:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You want to up the birthrate? Subsidize pregnancy and pregnancy related care. Establish federal guidelines for maternity leave. Increase public funding for schools and establish public day care facilities. Ensure pregnant women cannot be penalized in the workplace for their pregnancies.

02.11.2025 20:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

All of this is a direct result of decisions made by the US as a whole, especially from the right wing, because they feel any support of their citizens by the government is wrong. If they wanted to reverse this trend, it would take significant investments and building new infrastructure to do so.

02.11.2025 20:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And second, that the US has done everything possible to punish women having children. Maternal leave is state by state and not long enough. At-will work states find it easier to replace a pregnant worker. Absolutely minimal financial support and constant attacks on public institutions like schools.

02.11.2025 20:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The article doesn't point out two keys factors especially in play in the US. First, is that the overwhelming increases in cost of living are entirely due to defacto monopolies controlling the costs of housing, food, and utilities, driving up rates for maximum profitability while suppressing wages.

02.11.2025 20:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I LOVE this

31.10.2025 19:33 β€” πŸ‘ 87    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

There are several good candidates, but the Nazi and the Methuselah are sucking up all the attention, fundraising and media exposure. If you're in Maine and don't support either, now is the time to get involved with campaigns like Jordon Wood or David Costello.

31.10.2025 18:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The stupidest thing about this is that many Democrats are falling for the bullshit framing that trans athletes are somehow cheating and that is the motivation for their trans-identity. Considering the level of hate, abuse, and peer pressure they face, no teen identifies trans to win a track meet.

31.10.2025 03:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have transgendered friends who were forced to leave the UK for their own safety and come to Canada. If a politician is willing to abandon a marginalized group, especially over obvious bad faith arguments, you can't trust them to have the integrity when it matters.

30.10.2025 18:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you're, like, a 7-year-old Canadian kid who likes baseball, is tomorrow the best day of your life??

- go trick or treating
- eat all that free candy while watching the Toronto Blue Jays maybe win the World Series
- also it's Friday

30.10.2025 18:24 β€” πŸ‘ 277    πŸ” 44    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 2

St. Patrick ordered all the pickles off Canada in the fifth century other than chips.

30.10.2025 03:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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30.10.2025 02:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine being angry someone suddenly loves what you love passionately? I would love getting a high five about Shakespeare productions or exhibitions of the Group of Seven. More bandwagonners and less purity idiots.

29.10.2025 04:30 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I still stick with 'Prime Minister of Defense' for John MacDonald, but I am very old.

29.10.2025 03:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The Hound on the Mound is a next tier nickname.

29.10.2025 03:50 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Masterpiece

29.10.2025 02:52 β€” πŸ‘ 352    πŸ” 79    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 8

Jays fandom is infectious. Eventually, everyone succumbs.

28.10.2025 02:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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