Not Funny Sam

i could be so powerful if i didn’t experience motion sickness

when i die, sit everyone down at my funeral, no speeches, just play the edits folder on my tiktok.

I shouldn't be shocked, but I'm still always brought up short to realize how many people think "civility" means "white people speaking in relatively calm voices" no matter what vile shit they say.

there's a weird feedback loop where the media's reaction to kirk's death pushes you to speak more ill of the dead than you otherwise would because it's the only reasonable response to the simpering praise they're heaping on him

light yellow and lavender crochet cardigan with purple pansy buttons

close up of purple pansy buttons

🪻🪻🪻

black cat, curled up on his side, sleeping on light pink sheets

if there’s any upside to being ungodly ill today it’s that my cats become velcro kitties.

it is slightly jarring to have red wine supernova as one of the first songs on a hetero dating show ☠️😂

Art by sailormoonwisdom on IG Illustration of the anime character Sailor Moon (girl with long blonde hair in pig tails wearing a red, white, and blue superhero costume) flipping the bird. The caption on the bottom in dark blue reads “all my homies hate I.C.E.)

Good morning to everyone except ICE and their supporters 🖤

Art: sailormoonwisdom on IG

the OCD flare when you move is not for the weak

ignore my messy room i just moved, pay attention to the skirt i crocheted

this time on friday i will live somewhere else life is fucking crazy

women smiling in a field of yellow flowers and sunny skies

how i feel rn

ITS OFFICIAL!!!!!!!! got the approval from the apartment i’m getting outta here boys 🥰🎉🥰🥰😃🥰😃🥰😃🥰

not to be maidenless on main but is apex arenas comes back i will become very annoying (positively)

screaming crying throwing up from excitement

the four horsemen of the television apocalypse: Sam Levison, Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa, Ryan Murphy, and Nick Lachey

busted my knee picking up a small dog, how is this legal???????

pikachu of pokemon looking shocked

me when a child dies in the book about a child battle royale

started sunrise on the reaping and Haymitch saying he doesn’t really drink made me stop and do a 1000 yard stare while i considered the stab wound i just received.

AI movie Jesus is real, he can and will hurt you.

🥰✨💖 me when i make men rage quit an FPS 💖✨🥰

brewing up big life changes like little potions, just wait

What if I decided to be a cunt. What would u even do

i’m locked out of twitter rn so i can’t post this where it needs to be seen HOWEVER

now that chappell roan has a country song out im begging her to cover “there is no arizona” by jamie o’neal.

my iris’s popped up, we made it to spring 🥰🥰

we can literally manipulate people’s dna but we can’t find a way to stop resellers on ticketmaster?????

well over 13 hours later, and for no apparent reason, the internet is back.

in conclusion, fuck comcast

heaven forbid you want to talk to a human and not an AI assistant. i know i sound like a boomer but GOD DAMN can’t a person just help me. i ran around in circles with the AI for hours and now its 10pm

i factory reset or router bc it keeps dropping our internet and now we can’t get it to connect back our isp im GONNA SCREAM