Miki!

Breaking: Cases of Asylum Seekers in the United States sky-rocket after Trump's first weeks as thousands attempt to flee.

New Ball Park single, 'Humidity', out now for streaming.

Do it, you won't. The old Ball Park Music would have.

yup

I'm doing my part of course

Yeah and is it such a sin if I never get to hear from those who prefer to harm those who knit? Those who claim knitting is ungodly? I think not! #knittingpositivity #knitting4jesus

Eh so what if I'm in an echo-chamber? Like if I go to a knitting club am I in a knitting echo-chamber?

Happy Healthy Citizen Of The Developed World Blues Pt II

I can't wait for some even more Ball Park content

Avocado toast and coffee sandwich

"I am proud to appoint Mr Epstein to head of the newly-formed Protection of Early Development Orphans department."

Invertebrates be like:

"Feel like shit, just want her back."

That's what they want you to think.

3 of them now

Oh yeah? Explain this then.

Gonna tell me this Joe isn't you either? Shaking my actual head

You say this but you don't want to answer the hard questions regarding this viewpoint. Like who's gonna pay for all the updated maps without Israel? Riddle me that Allium cepa. How short-sighted of you tsk tsk tsk

Turns out there's actually 5 snakes and a worm in this photo

Gang I think I got the wrong copy of 'Snakes on a Plane'

Finally, a solution for when you accidentally cut all the way through a roll

It was rigged. Mitch threw like 2 punches. I know if they let him off his leash, he would have bodied JP. A true disgrace to the sport.

Flies love me.
Zombies hate me.

Yeah that's right, I got shit for brains.

This reeks of Onion lmfao