Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command)

okay, Jazz, lets get you to bed

Jazz I hate to be the one but I think you have star wars problem

real housewives of chili peppers would probably be entertaining tbh

rhcp's fame is subsidized by the power of los angeles

its fuckin wild that ten years ago there was a time where it was offensive and sounded crazy to call these people fascist... oh wait thats still happening

I dont think anyones wealth should be comparable to entire country's gdp! I think that reasonable

I love that Halle Berry 3 years out is like "no seriously guys fuck gavin just stop it. stop it."

"dont tax billionaires" says wealthy guy who owns a winery

that too

netflix page for "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button" its an old guy head with glasses on a tiny young body in a defensive boxing stance pose in a bathtub from the waste up

okay fine I'll say it, he looks like joe biden

I already had too many reasons to hate tarantino I didnt need more

fake dating sight

Nice

Awake

omfgggg I knew they were all fake but that last one jfc get it together man

I tried because I thought so too!!

so the iphone app store doesnt let you report apps

Apparently (Jake posted the description in a comment) this is a meetup app. It's supposed to elicit coffee vibes.

Kapo is the perfect app for coffee lovers who want to connect with like-minded people in their area. Whether you're new to town, looking to expand your social circle, or simply enjoy meaningful conversations over a good cup of coffee, our app makes it easy to find and join coffee meetups near you. FEATURES: • Discover coffee meetups: Browse through a curated list of coffee gatherings happening around you • Create your own meetups: Host your own coffee event and invite others to join • Easy payment options: Choose between split bill or host pays when organizing events • Real-time chat: Connect with participants before and after meetups • Personalized profiles: Showcase your interests and find people who share your passions • Nearby people: Discover coffee enthusiasts in your area with similar interests • Interest filtering: Find people and events that match your specific interests

jfc it is supposed to be some kind of play on cup of coffee

cc: @pymundgenealogy.com @cheesecakechik.bsky.social

iphone app store app name: Kapo: Fun Chat & Share Life made by: Claire Elysse Lambino 4.7 stars from 771 ratings age 17+ category lifestyle

wtf this is a real app actually called this

Is this a subtle suggestion for a new name to go on the list of nicknames for a select demographic of people? It sounds quite ethereal.

omg.....

bsky.app/profile/divi...

yeah good pull

I mean burn after reading cmon

@cmonmaque.bsky.social

havent done one of those in a long while but goddamn mox

overheard

I want to see brad pitt and johnny knoxville as brothers in a drama with johnny as the serious leading man and brad as the weird little guy

its a shame brad pitt is so good looking he never shoulda been a leading man guy he is much better as the weird little guy

it is quite frankly offensive to make people be awake early