Smapti

If they had this rule at the store where I work I'd have to spend my entire shift doing nothing but waving and asking people how their day is. We're busy all the time because we actually offer low prices instead of desperately trying to upsell people on everything

That would require a level of planning and discipline that Trump and his goon squad have never displayed any capability of before

There are nowhere near enough soldiers to impose "martial la" nationwide. You'd have a civil war break out first

“0% woke shit”

a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time

Northern England was still under the Danelaw 1,000 years ago. And Denmark is socialist, right? That's basically the same thing as Communism. Therefore the Danelaw was a Communist regime.

Checkmate, atheists!

The Baileys voted for Silwa because of crime

I spend a lot of time on Jewish Reddit these days (not Jewish yet but I'm interested in converting) and so many people seem to think Zohran's first act as mayor is going to be declaring a pogrom on Crown Heights or something. It's just plain unhinged sometimes

why is this mayoral election different than all other mayoral elections?

in all other mayoral elections, we get to see andrew cuomo lose but once. but in this mayoral elections, we get to see him lose *twice*.

But it was the 74-year-old dying man's TURN!

Wake up, Dick! I want you to see droves of New Yorkers voting in a Muslim socialist as mayor!

Dick?

the entire twitter and group chat poisoned elite of American society who decided Trump winning an election by 1.5% heralded a thousand year reich may have miscalculated a bit

A gentile came before @miriamanzovin.bsky.social and said “teach me all the Talmud while I stand on one foot” and she called him a flamingo ass bitch and pushed him over

This is giving off big "suicidal prototypes in Robocop 2" energy

Anyway, SNAP should be universal. Just like school lunches in NYC. Not everyone needs it to survive but everybody gets it, no means testing.

There should also be a lot fewer regulations on what you can buy with SNAP and discounts, not bans, on hot prepared foods.

The moral of The Great Gatsby is "being rich is awesome", apparently

I doubt they'd ever TOTALLY abolish the filibuster, otherwise Democrats would be able to just undo everything next time they're in the majority. A targeted exception (e.g. "CRs are no longer subject to cloture votes") is more likely, as they did in 2017 to get Gorsuch on the Supreme Court

But the norms! The norms! Won't somebody PLEASE think of the norms?!

No there isn't you fascist collaborators

a man in a blue tank top is saying `` well i never '' while holding his chest . ALT: a man in a blue tank top is saying `` well i never '' while holding his chest .

American Right: WE HATE TRANS, GAYS, MUSLIMS, BLACKS, PROGRESSIVES, POORS, MEXICANS, DEMOCRATS, WHALES, THE ENVIRONMENT, LAWYERS, UNIVERSITIES, AND EVERYTHING ON TV

American Right-Wing Jews: Whooo! Yeah! You tell them!

American Right: BUT ESPECIALLY JEWS!

American Right-Wing Jews:

A photoshopped Spirit Halloween costume of Lou Wilson, where the costume reads "Knife witch. I'm a witch with a knife"

bestseller this year i hear

He meant "I won't be on the ballot, so I don't give a shit". If Elon Musk tried to rig an election he'd probably wind up getting his dick stuck in a ballot-counting machine and somehow cause John Cena to get elected president

Hell, the entire idea of a future resurrection of the dead comes from one passage in Ezekiel which is clearly supposed to be about the Babylonian exile and has been deliberately misinterpreted for 2,000 years by people choosing to read it literally instead of as metaphor

I took a day trip to Mt. Hood last weekend and almost got lost in a whiteout walking across the PARKING LOT of Timberline Lodge