Will Reitz

Coming soon: The Arby’s Institute of Vegetarianism

Quintin Tarantino believes Austin Butler would have been a better cast than Paul Dano in There Will Be Blood. By my math, Austin Butler was was about 15 when that movie was filmed.

saw someone refer to this as a “dog whistle.” my friends i’m sorry but we’re way past that. this is just a whistle

In this edition of “Imagine the Unbridled Ridicule Unleashed by the Right if Biden Had Said this Exact Thing.”

I remember when we used to hold a president in a position of honor. Not a king but reverence, respect.

This guy is a clown, a joke, and a disgrace

What an epically bad fumble on what was an objectively excellent pass completion by Shedeur.

RIP to the supposed Chiefs bias amongst officials.

Trump Administration playbook:
1. Acceptable an interview invitation.
2. Answers every question in the most outrageous way feasible.
3. If any person responds to every outrage, accuse them of Trump Derangement Syndrome.
4. Any outrage that is overlooked is to be treated as a fait accompli.

“Quiet, Piggy” is now the most appropriate way to respond to almost anything that comes from Trump.

Dear journalists, don’t be rude. That will give MAGA fuel to smear you. However, you no longer have to treat this man as if he is worthy of any respect. He is the least respectable person alive. Ask your questions. Make them cutting & to the point. Don’t treat him as if he is not a disgusting troll.

A tweet from “Sibylle @AHaschi” reads: “So let me get this straight… The 30-year-old ‘Young Republicans’ being openly racist on group chats are kids, but the 13-year-olds in those files were suddenly ‘young women’?”

MAGA math.

Calling a female reporter “Piggy” would lead in the history books whenever they talk of the wrongs any particular President has done. Sadly, this doesn’t even make the top 500 of the most evil and deplorable crap this President has done.

Lest we forget that Obama once wore a tan suit, which, as we know, is the greatest scandal in US history.

That’ll hit ‘em right in the DEI.

Trump claims his ICE raids are going after the "worst of the worst".

But his own DOJ admits that over 97% of immigrants detained in Chicago have no criminal record.

It was always about cruelty, not public safety.

Our President is a small, pathetic, vindictive, petty, disgusting, awful, deplorable pissant.

The movie Armageddon is strange, in that it is poorly written, badly acted, with weird directorial decisions, and scientifically atrocious … and somehow still a functionally-good 90s action flick that mostly holds up.

Ok, so it happened in an email, and we know emails trigger MAGA. (1) Was this email accessed from Hunter Biden’s laptop, and (2) did this happen at a pizza place? If not, I think MAGA will talk themselves into being ok with this.

Wait. Is he trolling … himself?

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JD's family has spent $35M on vacations.

Kash Patel used a $60M FBI jet to go on a date.

Trump spent $98M to golf for 24% of the days of this term.

ALL WITH OUR TAX DOLLARS.

But you think a single mom getting $6 a day for SNAP is the problem?

This is what opposition to DEI was all about. If we acknowledge any heroic and praiseworthy accomplishments of the less-than-privileged class, then it makes the privileged class uncomfortable, and that of course is intolerable in Trump’s America.

Not even Google helps with the P I P E thing. Someone gonna have to explain it to me.

Trump the last few weeks has looked every bit as old, senile, cranky, sleepy, demented, etc. as Joe Biden ever looked.

Freaking mic drop 🎤

Keep a tally, @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social. Mike Johnson must wait exactly as long, down to the minute, to be sworn in in 2027.

“He hates war” he said, referring to the dude who renamed DoD to the Department of War.

Scott continued: “And I don’t know exactly which shoe polish His Excellency Trump uses, but believe me, it is delicious.”

I guess I’m too much of an inside baseball neophyte. I’ve never seen “outright” used as a verb. Does this just mean he was sent down to Triple A? Doesn’t seem like a big deal, and he could be back if the bullpen gets thin.