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Stinky's here?

Blood spattered image with the words 'Not Quite Dead, a show about vampires'. A pair of fangs emerge from a splash of blood.

'Monsters are hunting him, his job is a drag, and his boyfriend wants to eat him'. As an A&E nurse, Alfie deals with horror everyday, but almost being killed by a walking corpse and being saved by a vampire takes things a bit far, even for him. The vampire is Casper, and he’s hundreds of years old, and Alfie can’t seem to leave him alone, despite both of their best efforts. The more Alfie learns about Casper and his world, the more he finds himself inescapably drawn deeper into both. Despite Casper’s misgivings about his kind, the relationship between vampires and humans is more complicated than just predator and prey, and his own relationship with Casper is a heady, carnal blend of horror, hunger, love and lust.

Not Quite Dead started airing on Halloween in 2022, and was initially conceived as a series of short stories. It's the third audio drama by Eira Major, who voices both Alfie and Neige in the show. The show is intended to be an exploration of the vampire as a monstrous other; of the intimacy of violence; of the violence of intimacy. It uses vampires as a lens to explore discomfort with divergent bodies and ways of being, drawing on lived experience and huge amounts of research to draw a modern portrait of the vampire as a figure which is inherently queer and other. 'A show about vampires you can sink your teeth into'

'Live, laugh, Bite. All 55 episodes of not quite dead are available to listen to on all major podcast platforms including Apple Podcasts and Spotify. networked with Rusty Quill. Eira Major's Hanging Sloth. Powered by Acast.'

Have you had a taste of Not Quite Dead yet?

This show about vampires is now complete with 55 episodes you can sink your teeth into, and a bonus minisode coming later this year, plus spin-off content coming to Patreon in August.

Live, laugh, BITE.

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or perhaps is it tomorrow? Why have one birthday when you can have many birthdays?

lettuce in gouache

A script excerpt that reads: FAUSTINA (VO.) Hey, cuties! It’s ya girl, Faustina! Just a heads up, I am gonna commit some light cannibalism in this one. [BEAT] Hey, don’t look at me like that! I said light cannibalism! Just check the content warnings in the show notes and get off my ass about it. Now sit back, relax, and enjoy the carnage!

We don’t want to spoil episode 4, but we will show you the content warning:

Children centuries down the line will sing songs of her without knowing they're doing so 😸

Hmmmmmmmm🤔I'm suspicious of these pet-based Legs... Florizel and Perdita come first, I'm sure you understand

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An octokitten! How joyous! Now I know that the smart legs for humans are able to communicate with us. Has Leg cracked the code to communicating with our furry friends?

I gave him a hat

I see! Clown DOES have a friend named Perdita, what a wild guess! She's a stray we found as a kitten. I can't imagine she would want to be left behind when Clown and I get a leg up. How would she join us?

I didn't know that!

I have a question. If a dog were to get a 5th leg, where would you put it?

Here's a picture of my dog. His name is Florizel but we call her Clown.

I've even heard that Nobody doesn't like Leg!

You're so right i DO enjoy dog facts. Do dogs like Leg?

I've been thinking of getting matching additional @tryleg.bsky.social legs for me and my dog. anyone have some pros and cons?

What technologies are being developed at Leg? Anything special for new leg uppers to look forward to?

if i ever strike it rich first thing im doing is busting out the old check book and sending a cool $100 to every woman who ever sucked me of

(On their behalf!)

man :(

@stinkywalters.bsky.social i have a really important question. how many legs do you have
sorry if thats too personal

how curious, where might i find some early adopters?

what does an octopedal world look like?

hey @tryleg.bsky.social can Leg take all the microplastics out of your body and make a little 3d model out of them. and if not can you plan that for the next generation of leg

oohhh i understand that's very helpful. im curious to know if the try leg company has any concerns about advancements in quantum computing

what is leg's self defense protocol?

incredible i love feeling powerful. what about if someone changes the programming for my leg are there ways to counteract that

this is very comforting thank you. does leg have any similar protections against malware

will they hack my leg if i open it