Graham Shaw

Plans to invade Greenland have just been cancelled after this

"We've received a credible tap that as many as three or even four of these performers were, in fact, livin' la vida loca. And we will not stand for it."

a photo of a small white dog sat in an elevator from a distance with a bright yellow leash attached to her collar. at this angle our fluffy friend, Makdoong, looks incredibly tiny and impossibly cute.

This is Makdoong. He is wondering if you could press his floor for him. Isn't sure which one it is, but trusts your best guess. 12/10 (IG: e_makdoong)

NBA Board of Governors likely to vote on expanding by two teams in the summer, per Brad Townsend.

Las Vegas and Seattle are favored.

Ontario has a random holiday Family Day next Monday and I really wish they would time it with the Superbowl!

Hangman Page watching this like “wtf”

Elmo @elmo · 1h That Bunny was AMAZING. Elmo thinks he should be called Good Bunny! Elmo loves you, Mr. Good Bunny! ❤️🎶🐰 Based Yankee @thebasedyankee You and Bad Bunny should be deported

It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."

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As my non football friends might say the Superb Owl is migrating to Seattle this year.

That didn't end close but that was a fun well played SuperBowl.

This game is the Mortal Kombat 2 of Superbowls

For as low scoring as the game is I'm really enjoying this SuperBowl.

Missed most the halftime show (I use it to drive back from my dad's most years as he's about asleep and it's COLD!) But what I saw was cool and the people I follow here seem to have liked it, so that's good.

So I'm weird and rewatching Beast Wars and there's episode where the Transformers stay in beast mode so long they forget they're transformers and stay animal mode.

So hypothetically could we have cars that forgot they're Autobots?

Yes I am high.

Seriously, I don't think enough of the discussion of the Cody promo is digging into how particularly insane it was.

There's no way to read it other than that he thought 5 years of "Cody Raheem Rhodes" and "Cody Devante Rhodes" jokes making fun of him was Black fans genuinely adopting him as Black.

YouTube video by Bill McClintock Gloria Gaynor and Dio - “I Will Survive the Rainbow in the Dark”

Should I consider my love of mash-up songs a guilty pleasure? Probably.

but no guilt here!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYoo...

We're funny enough that we should have made this joke. Even if only for us.

who called it Heated Rivalry and not Fuck Ice

Obsessive but not good on details. I didn't realize until years after how much kids must have laughed at me for insisting NBA games had 15 min quarters (they're 12) but every other sport I watched had 60 minute game times, so it had to.

...how could destroying your property hurt you?

My job is in/I'm surrounded by real estate people. Some of them would be more hurt by somebody devaluing a property than if you stabbed them.

so funny to not say dick because it's a no-no word and then immediately follow it up with the most racist thing I've heard since the official white house twitter account last night

incalculable H E Double Hockey Sticks energy

The juxtaposition of AEW fans erupting into Fuck ICE chants to a WWE crowd cheering at Cody Rhodes calling himself “Raheem” and saying he has a big black dick.

Is probably the funniest fucking 48 hours in wrestling history.

I'm 44 and SO happy I'm not younger.

I'm one of the last of the era where every mistake you ever made as a young person doesn't have any evidence, let alone a permanent record.

That...doesn't sound fun.

I mean being unloved isn't great as I've learned but it does have the advantages of peace and privacy which are nice.

close up of CEO Javier standing on a multi-colored carpet. he’s sporting a tasteful tan business jacket and a light blue tie that makes his brown eyes pop.

Javier, our CEO, wanted to check in with everybody. He hopes you're doing alright. If not, you're welcome to take a few deep breaths with him and think of something you're looking forward to. Javi is looking forward to the Bad Bunny halftime show ❤️

Hugh Jackman has played Wolverine for longer than the Department of Homeland Security has EXISTED. Just turn it off.

Ford has done an amazing job becoming a perfect compliment to Bayne and as much as I like Babes or Wrath I think they should be champions.

This is unfair to both Baby Sinclair and also me, who has dressed like this but has no Corvette.

I feel like this would happen to me if I got a good girlfriend.

For anyone looking for an introduction to Brody King and his Big Woke Dick.