PetVampire

Orng!

This world is a fucking pit and whenever I think maybe I’ll get to be happy, it punches me right in the tit and takes one of my remaining shreds of hope.

Instructions on how to care for a shork plush 1.) Order 2.) Unbox 3.) Give headpats 4.) Hug

Shark unboxing 🦈
#art #comic #sharks

Illustration of some sharks giving advice 1.) Its okay to ask for help 2.) You are not a burden 3.) Murder is okay 4.) Your feelings matter There is nothing unusual

Supportive sharks are all you need
#art #sharks #comic

comic of a mako and hammer shark 1.) Mako: Im so tired lately 2.) Hammer: Because you stay up too late 3.) Mako: ... 4.) Mako: No...

So very tired
#art #comic #sharks

Honestly iconic.

We’ll be there!

FREQUENTLY! If you’d told me as a kid how excited I would get whenever I got a new vacuum, I would NEVER believe it!

I know this feeling ACUTELY.

Can’t wait to see you out and about!

Last four games in your rotation:

Wait… you’re NOT a very large, very sexy girl beetle? I HAVE BEEN MISINFORMED! 🤣

I’m shocked, shocked I tell you!

Stephen Colbert Hits Back At Trump With Blunt Response In First Show Since Cancellation Announcement The gloves are off.

The gloves are off 👏

WAIT WHAT?! OH MY GOD WE GOTTA DO A WATCH PARTY!

Oh man… Sailor Moon and Ronin Warriors. Those were THE ONES for me when I was a kid!

No bones, no bones, la la la la la la!

Little drawing of a crow in an "In case of x, break glass" emergency box with the caption "In case of depression... take him with you!"

It's dangerous to go alone.

The Millennial in me views this as an achievement in maximum sarcasm. The ethical human being is screaming.

Finally watched the pro-shot of the Frozen musical, and while I have criticisms of the show overall, the technical production was INSANE. I want to live in that lighting design.

Photo of a Lego-style guillotine

It seemed like the proper day to build this little guy.

Oof. Thanks for sharing the full review - that is a LOT of rough changes, and I too hope it goes through intensive rewrites if it gets shipped to Broadway.

I'm so tired of everything being a subscription service. I'm not going to subscribe to a bra or a body wash, are you insane?

Rocking the fox hair in full again. Huzzah!

… you know, I’ll take it.

Oh, no. I was worried that was what was going to happen with the stage adaptation. Any redeeming qualities?

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy, but is not a selfie.

A goose wearing shades on a pink background with text that says "people pleasing is over, become unacceptable"

Lemontic. 🤣 it’s worth it.

Oof! Stay cool as you can.