Xander

I meant it feels very different, not just different in general.

Holy shit Super Mario All-Stars (1993)'s version of Super Mario Bros. (1985) feels different from the original.

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

Happy Valentines Day to those who celebrate.

nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up

“The most discomforting thing is that he doesn’t seem to be watching us have sex”

HetaOni

THIS BOOK REFERS TO HOMOSEXUAL AS 'HOMEWSEXUALITY' AND TELLS YOU TO PRAY FOR YOU CAT IF YOU THINK HE'S GAY

NANCY By Ernie Bushmiller February 11,1941 P1- NANCY AND IRMA HAVE BEEN FIGHTING, AUNT FRITZI HAS TAKEN NANCY OVER TO JANIE’S TO MAKE UP FRITZI: I BROUGHT NANCY OVER TO PATCH UP HER QUARREL WITH JANIE! JANIE’S MOTHER: OH: FINE P2- NANCY AND JANIE ARE STANDING CLOSE TOGETHER FRITZI: GO ON CHILDREN - KISS AND MAKE UP! P3- NANCY AND JANIE KISS… SMACK P4- NANCY AND FRITZI ARE WALKING BACK HOME… FRITZI: I’M PROUD OF YoU, NANCY- - BOTH OF YOU WERE REAL GOOD SPORTS! P5- NANCY AND JANIE STARE OUT THERE WINDOW’S AT EACH OTHER AS THEY BOTH WASH THEIR MOUTHS WITH A CLOTH, BECAUSE THEY ARE REALLY STILL MAD AT EACH OTHER FRITZI IS SURPRISED TO SEE THIS

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
February 11,1941

Weaknesses: - Unskippable cutscenes - Some chapters feel half-baked - Minor bugs - Excessive makeout scenes - Slow segments in gameplay

A friend of mine was using a tool to analyze market research for his game. As a check he tested it on DELTARUNE. Seems like I have a lot of things to work on...

Relationship Tips for Gamers #302: There's someone out there for everyone, even if you're a big hairy ape.

I'm unsure of Valentines cards, but this may be what you're thinking of.

UK > US

Barret telling Cloud "People say they love milfs yet look how they treat the original milf (mother earth)"

“My earthworm collection is looking pretty good, I named each and every one of them and memorized the entire map of the world and the types of worms that live in different places... Heh.. My wife has boobies... Heheh... Boobs..”

I do genuinely say "Yowie" a lot when I bump into something hard enough to hurt.

Whenever I stub my toe I say "Yowie!" And then I think about men and it doesn't hurt :)

In Super Mario Odyssey, the inside of Mario's model is normally protected from prying eyes through a dithering effect, activated when the camera gets too close. However, by strategically placing him on specific slopes, the effect fails to activate, allowing a clear look at Mario's insides.

Dealing 100 or more damage to the Roaring Knight causes them to play a unique damage animation and damage sound.

#Deltarune #DeltaruneChapter3 #RoaringKnight

Digimon Story: Time Stranger is coming to the Switch 2 & Switch on July 10th! We have info on graphic modes (with HDR!), 60fps graphic modes coming to Playstation & Xbox, the new graphic specifications, physical pre-orders, & more!

More at WtW- withthewill.net/threads/digi...

ASS

In Mario Party, landing on a Bowser Space while having no coins or stars normally results in Bowser taking pity on the players' bad fortune and giving them free coins instead. However, there has sadly been a trend of Bowser becoming steadily less compassionate over time, as shown by this graph.

Game: Family Feud (1993, SNES)
TAS Author: Heisanevilgenius
Source: tasvideos.org/1248M

Fun Fact: I'm a weirdo who owns a Wii U but not a 3DS, I am planning on rectifying this soon.

LOUD = FUNNY

Woah! Now, THAT'S a dragon!

Peak Female Form

Transcript: Gotta have game. People don't remember bits and bytes. They remember games. So it's a good thing this little guy is on our side. He's the most recognized video game character in the world. And his spirit has helped us spawn a slew of great games. He is the standard. The bar. The ideal we try to surpass with every game we make. Because systems and technology come and go. But a great game lives forever. Source: pietriots.com/2013/02/23/a-message-from-nintendo-gotta-have-game, grailed.com/listings/28438307

In 2023, I posted about a bizarre Dolce & Gabbana shirt featuring Mario standing in a beam of light alongside text praising him. I have tracked down the source of the image, which was a splash page in the E3 2000 brochure. Now the venerated Mario can be seen in high quality.