Low Zombie

The newsletter said that it's specifically a Barrel Blast Event.

So it's more likely than not to be Teen Tiny

This week's news for Donkey Kong in a nutshell

If you showed this image to someone outside of the Sonic Fanbase with no context and asked them to guess which one is the evil one.

The Wooden doll would be COOKED

Wasn't the whole point of Bananza and the Theme Park to put DK back on the map?

Nintendo from the Today App, Park, Games, and DLC, KNOWS fans of other characters besides DK and Diddy exist, But Merch Companies REFUSE to capitalize on it.

On the game side, Dixie Kong has been pretty well treated by Nintendo, but the companies who products the merchandise for Donkey Kong, have this apathy for Dixie that REALLY grinds my geass

Somebody needs to take the Donkey Kong license away from whoever owns the merch rights.

Because I'm getting REALLY tired of them ignoring Dixie Kong in these new merch drops

*sigh*

Well... At least Rambi and Squawks are here to break up the same tiring monotony of DK and Diddy Kong

But them ignoring Dixie Kong In merch is starting to REALLY piss me off

The surge of Followers is making me question whether I should do a Mario Character Tier List or a Sonic Character Tier List... 🤔

Today oddly felt like the loneliest and saddest Valentine's Day ever...

For real.

Mario AND Sonic fans literally don't know how easy it is for them to be fans of their franchises

Yes...

I have deadass still seen people to this very day who believes they're siblings/related

It's as common a misconception as the Kremlings being owned by Microsoft

Happy Valentine's Day Everyone!

Friendly reminder that Diddy Kong and Dixie Kong are a COUPLE, not siblings/cousins

The massive black lines on Diddy's eyelids are making me think Dixie Kong did his make up and gave him eyeliner

Or the Donkey Kong drought of 1983-1994 that was weirdly the exact same length.

That Nintendo Today app theme is slowly corrupting my mind to accept the flesh line on Diddy and DIxie's formally conjoined eyes

Diddy Kong looks WAY better here than he did in Bananza.

Turns out being actually playable is a WAY better position than being an NPC...

It's always really funny to me whenever Mario or Sonic fans act like they're starving 3rd world country citizens because they're not getting their new games announced fast enough.

They would NOT have survived the Donkey Kong drought of 2014-2025

Would it be unfounded to say that Freedom Fighter fans are like the Zack Snyder Fans of the Sonic Comic community?

Vs. Mario

dixie kong

Is Dashes warming up to DK or does he still hate his ass?

Assuming characters like Klubba don't count...

I'm quite fond of Klaptraps, they're very funny looking

If they haven't done Dixie Kong, you have my answer, if they have already done Dixie Kong...

Bashmaster The Unbreakable

2026 so far:

January; Dixie Kong FINALLY gets the spotlight

February: Princess Daisy fucking dies

low zombie confirmed saying "you know, tiny kong is fucking terrific"

You know what... I'll approve this message

Is there not any generic stock Nintendo Valentine's Cards?

You'd think they'd reuse the same Mario and Luigi jumping render and go "Will you be my Superstar?"

Well... Better luck next year for when the new DK Era FINALLY gives Dixie Kong and Diddy Kong an official Valentine's Day Card.

As far as I'm aware only Funky Kong has appeared on SNL.

But honestly, I'm like 99% convinced if Dixie Kong DID get an SNL sketch it would either be a Confederate Joke or an Incest Joke

(because the misconception of Dixie & Diddy being siblings remains prevalent)