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Writer, educator, queer Tin House Summer workshop β€˜23 Lambda Literary Retreat β€˜23 Voodoonauts β€˜24 MSU alumna 🐻| UA MFA 🐘 ΣΛΓ SP19 #11 ☸️

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A List of Things Said to Have Been Ruined by Women

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06.11.2025 20:43 β€” πŸ‘ 5741    πŸ” 2606    πŸ’¬ 223    πŸ“Œ 564

the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist

19.10.2025 22:19 β€” πŸ‘ 17886    πŸ” 4041    πŸ’¬ 211    πŸ“Œ 167

Copayments not counting towards annual deductibles makes absolutely no sense. From the bottom of my heart I hate our health insurance system.

20.10.2025 14:36 β€” πŸ‘ 106    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2

aht aht cook a meal for WHO? you want us to quarter some soldiers in our kitchens while we're at it?

20.10.2025 21:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1368    πŸ” 237    πŸ’¬ 53    πŸ“Œ 12

The president of the United States posted a video of him defecating on the American people. Many in my profession normalized it. This is a big reason why we are where we are.

20.10.2025 12:08 β€” πŸ‘ 29473    πŸ” 7334    πŸ’¬ 1033    πŸ“Œ 364
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Des Moines Public Schools Superintendent Ian Roberts detained by ICE agents The superintendent of the largest school district in Iowa has been detained by federal immigration officials. Superintendent Ian Roberts of Des Moines Public Schools was detained Friday morning, accor...

What the fuck?

26.09.2025 18:56 β€” πŸ‘ 9174    πŸ” 3334    πŸ’¬ 452    πŸ“Œ 294
Triptych of panels showing the progress of a graffiti mural:

1. Superman punching an ICE goon

2. A vandal has covered Superman in black paint, so now a black void is punching the ICE goon

3. The artist returned to paint Krypto the Superdog pissing on the ICE goon.

(Personally, I think the third panel is even better than the first one.)

Triptych of panels showing the progress of a graffiti mural: 1. Superman punching an ICE goon 2. A vandal has covered Superman in black paint, so now a black void is punching the ICE goon 3. The artist returned to paint Krypto the Superdog pissing on the ICE goon. (Personally, I think the third panel is even better than the first one.)

Beautiful artwork showing an ICE brown shirt getting punched by Superman, and vandalism of the mural getting fixed by having Krypto piss on the gestapo piece of shit.

www.reddit.com/r/DC_Cinemat...

30.08.2025 02:12 β€” πŸ‘ 294    πŸ” 75    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

Mind you, it use to be normal to put pictures of yourself and your loved ones to display. Family photos, vacation memories, yearbook photos. Is it weird that your grandparent’s house is full of family photos? We need to bring it back!!

01.09.2025 03:13 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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Well, a minute after I posted this, a number of MPD and one other fed car (didn’t get what agency) raced over to Dupont Circle.

It seems someone β€œharassed” some of the National Guard. I didn’t see what happened.

Seems like half the NG at Dupont are carrying M4 carbine assault rifles.

28.08.2025 23:41 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1
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Washington DC fucking rules

16.08.2025 21:20 β€” πŸ‘ 132    πŸ” 36    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

To reiterate: there is no legitimate justification for this. Violent crime is at a 30-year low in D.C.

11.08.2025 01:32 β€” πŸ‘ 587    πŸ” 225    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 6

So cute!!!

10.08.2025 00:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Loved lambda this year!!! My cohort was so amazing and @nisishawl.bsky.social was an incredible workshop leader!!

10.08.2025 00:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

More attention here please.

01.08.2025 22:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2025    πŸ” 1117    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 11
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NYC is on track to receive * 2 million * fewer international visitors this year than previously projected. Significant economic blow. Direct result of Trump’s crazy policies.

02.08.2025 00:37 β€” πŸ‘ 480    πŸ” 119    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 14
"He's a piece of shit, but let's get the political science stuff out of the way," Steven told me when I asked if he thought support of Tesla could be considered apolitical. "Elon Musk has platformed white supremacists and antisemites on X. He got rid of all the moderation. He put back accounts that were clearly neo-Nazis. He's changed algorithms to promote that type of hate.
Him and DOGE did massive cuts in the government, including our civil services.
He's cut cancer research. Did I mention he was a giant piece of shit?"
"He's cut our aid to Africa, which Will result, without exaggeration, in millions of women and children and innocent people dying. Millions," he said. "I'm not a big fan of people who give the Hitler salute. I mean, I'm kind of fussy like that. He gave it twice at Trump's inauguration," he continued. "He's a Nazi. And he cheats at video games. You have another question?"

"He's a piece of shit, but let's get the political science stuff out of the way," Steven told me when I asked if he thought support of Tesla could be considered apolitical. "Elon Musk has platformed white supremacists and antisemites on X. He got rid of all the moderation. He put back accounts that were clearly neo-Nazis. He's changed algorithms to promote that type of hate. Him and DOGE did massive cuts in the government, including our civil services. He's cut cancer research. Did I mention he was a giant piece of shit?" "He's cut our aid to Africa, which Will result, without exaggeration, in millions of women and children and innocent people dying. Millions," he said. "I'm not a big fan of people who give the Hitler salute. I mean, I'm kind of fussy like that. He gave it twice at Trump's inauguration," he continued. "He's a Nazi. And he cheats at video games. You have another question?"

lol at this response to a β€œman on the street” interview with protestors at the Tesla diner

01.08.2025 23:03 β€” πŸ‘ 6055    πŸ” 1710    πŸ’¬ 58    πŸ“Œ 85

also, the idea that marc andreessen had to put up with meaningful bigotry is truly brain breaking. the year andreessen made his first fortune, Amadou Diallo was killed in cold blood by the NYPD for looking like the wrong black guy

24.07.2025 19:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2088    πŸ” 310    πŸ’¬ 90    πŸ“Œ 11

The Republican platform is simple: they want to sexually abuse children, and they want you to pay for it.

24.07.2025 19:54 β€” πŸ‘ 523    πŸ” 201    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1
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France will officially recognize a Palestinian state in September.

24.07.2025 20:17 β€” πŸ‘ 228    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 3
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Y’all β€” this is a real post… @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social has absolutely fried cuomo… someone help this man…

16.07.2025 02:34 β€” πŸ‘ 648    πŸ” 86    πŸ’¬ 86    πŸ“Œ 31

This is a poll tax.

06.07.2025 20:09 β€” πŸ‘ 427    πŸ” 149    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0
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Today's protest had piΓ±atas of the ice agents that keep terrorizing our streets

02.07.2025 02:38 β€” πŸ‘ 71    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
POETRY

by Adebe DeRango-Adem
luminariesΒ 

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"a piebald sparrow       on a barbed wire    

wearing its short-lived     freedom thin"

30 June 2025
Strange Horizons

POETRY by Adebe DeRango-Adem luminariesΒ  Quote "a piebald sparrow       on a barbed wire wearing its short-lived     freedom thin" 30 June 2025 Strange Horizons

FICTION 

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"The taxidermy head scared her last night when she checked into her presidential suite at the Ritz-Carlton in Johannesburg. Mai Alfred makes a mental note to tell the staff to take it out tomorrow. She cannot imagine spending another night sleeping with the hideous creature."

Let Sleeping Hyenas Lie
by Rutendo Chidzodzo

30 June 2026
Strange Horizons

FICTION Quote "The taxidermy head scared her last night when she checked into her presidential suite at the Ritz-Carlton in Johannesburg. Mai Alfred makes a mental note to tell the staff to take it out tomorrow. She cannot imagine spending another night sleeping with the hideous creature." Let Sleeping Hyenas Lie by Rutendo Chidzodzo 30 June 2026 Strange Horizons

Our Fund Drive is still live! This year's AfroSurrealism Special Issue was funded through a stretch goal during last year's Kickstarter!

Here's some more from that issue:

luminaries
by Adebe DeRango-Adem

Let Sleeping Hyenas LieΒ 
by Rutendo Chidzodzo

Read at the link in our bio!

02.07.2025 10:09 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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One of the first to arrive at No Kings in Georgetown Delaware was this 101-year old woman!

14.06.2025 23:35 β€” πŸ‘ 329    πŸ” 41    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2
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For comparison for those who don’t live in DC:

Trump’s Parade vs. The Washington Nationals World Series Parade on the same street

15.06.2025 01:02 β€” πŸ‘ 703    πŸ” 232    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 11
A white pick up with a sign reading "Quilting Allies" and the slogan "Trans rights or I bites." In the bed of the pick up is a person in an inflatable T-Rex costume with a sign reading "Protect trans kids or I'll eat you!"

A white pick up with a sign reading "Quilting Allies" and the slogan "Trans rights or I bites." In the bed of the pick up is a person in an inflatable T-Rex costume with a sign reading "Protect trans kids or I'll eat you!"

Sioux Falls Pride happened today and there are some thing to love about my hometown.

15.06.2025 01:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1505    πŸ” 315    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 21
A beautiful older golden retriever with a white face

A beautiful older golden retriever with a white face

A very adorable little Boston terrier wearing a floral harness

A very adorable little Boston terrier wearing a floral harness

A beautiful fluffy golden retriever wearing a bandana that says "dogs not DOGE"

A beautiful fluffy golden retriever wearing a bandana that says "dogs not DOGE"

A large black and white dog and a small black dog wearing a shirt that says "I pee on fascists"

A large black and white dog and a small black dog wearing a shirt that says "I pee on fascists"

Cute dogs at #NoKings, Winchester, MA! 🐢

14.06.2025 17:28 β€” πŸ‘ 114    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

That was what needed to happen today.

Fascists depend on the appearance of strength, and they have never looked weaker.

Good job, friends.

15.06.2025 01:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2242    πŸ” 321    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 6
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I don't think this is 3.5% of Ann Arbor, but this is what 3.5% looks like in a smaller town.

14.06.2025 23:27 β€” πŸ‘ 358    πŸ” 53    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 3

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