Galit

Fox accidentally told the truth about him finally

Repackaging the war on drugs as bringing our loved ones home is basically giving it contact lenses and a sport coat and hoping people forget that it has always sucked

And I don’t mean redneck

A conservative columnist in Canada with almost 200,000 followers used the r-word, doubled down on it when she got called out aaaaand…nothing

Just imagining reading this sentence five years ago

Three women watch a huge fire burn from across a lake

Just over here watching Twitter implode like

“There’s no such thing as climate” guy telling someone they’ve stretched too far 🧐

In fairness, you could tweet some groundbreaking scientific discovery and the pile-on would still be like, “go kys, bitch.” The other place is fun like that

“My ADHD boyfriend has been at my house for almost 11 hours and was just suddenly like "oh my cabbage!" and produced a bag of shredded cabbage from his luggage with no further explanation...”

Lol my “this is me” moment was a tweet about cabbage

Kitschy mug from Florida with two sculpted flamingos and a palm tree handle

I channel all my kitsch impulses into my mug collection

Ugh, *Nomi. I hate this for me 🫠

This is just Klaus Naomi’s new form

Might call him Maynard going forward tbh

Orange and white cat with a perfectly circular head

Hadn’t thought of this band in ages and then I looked at my cat’s head yesterday

I know. It seems like the most tedious possible thing to ask a person with ADHD to do. Also expensive! I just want to show some screenshots to a doctor and go “this is me”

Imagine being such a nefarious schmuck that you make people root for Zuckerberg

The invariable chasm between critical thinking and “critical thinker”

Is it possible to diagnose ADHD through skeets and tweets alone? Asking for me.

It’s probably good he doesn’t treat clients anymore

Ooooookay that hat 😍

We…have?

Foster cat went to the vet today, got fed 3 meals and sent home with a loot bag, like, maybe I want to switch my mode of healthcare