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Breaking News 1m ago A close adviser to Mayor Eric Adams was suspended from his campaign after trying to give a journalist cash inside a potato chip bag.

They say phones only make us miserable but I just got this news alert and laughed for a solid minute so who is to say

Trump held up a printed picture of people lifting body bags and said, "These are all white farmers that are being buried.”

The image actually shows humanitarian workers burying bodies in the city of Goma in Democratic Republic of Congo. They are not white, not farmers, and not South African.

I’m back on this app… which can only mean one thing……

she’s literally stalking ashley’s friends around the site but I get in trouble for telling her to walk into oncoming traffic (oops)

lol I got limited on twitter for replying to some bitch who won’t stop harassing ashley reese or her friends. she called me a nazi, but sure, I’m the problem.

my former uncle (my aunt divorced him) supported obama but then him actually being president made him so crazy he moved to texas and is now a qanon conspiracy theorist

Trump expected to select Robert F. Kennedy Jr. to lead HHS The choice will roil many public health experts after his years of touting debunked claims that vaccines cause autism.

ok this is happening

www.politico.com/news/2024/11...

if someone followed me on twitter, but don't follow me back here, I'm taking it super personally

Yes.

Personally I think satire is an important form of deprogramming! Mocking and marginalizing conspiracies often works better than debunking or debating them.

pamela paul column headline: “on transgender issues, voters want common sense”

as a voter i’d actually love some common sense on transgender issues actually. nationalized healthcare, leaving us alone otherwise, things of this nature.

it's a nightmare over there, but I'm so addicted, I'm unfortunately going down with that ship

The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.

Hi everyone.

The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.

We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.

We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.

I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.

I won’t have made it on this app until I become the first account accused of being a KD burner

A bit weird to have spent the last few years making him sound less terrifying only to start being journalists when he’s already won the fucking election.

It really is incredible how many people believe that *their* medicaid won't get cut, *their* family members won't get deported, *their* veteran benefits won't change, *their* kids won't be harmed by loss of federal funding if the Dept of Education goes away, *their* SSI won't change, etc.

like say what you will about Green Day but I did know it was cool to hate the government

twitter is broken so I’m back here

The Verge: X stops showing headlines because Elon Musk thinks it will make posts look better / On iOS, when you try to post a link, you’ll only see an image with the included attachment.

The Washington Post: Threads blocks searches related to covid and vaccines as cases rise Public health experts denounced the platform’s moderation policies, which they say restrict access to critical health information

Twitter/X is now removing headlines from links and Threads/Meta is prohibiting searches of public health terms like Covid and vaccines.

Billionaires are dangerously restricting people’s access to news.

Retailers appear to be facing a self-checkout reckoning Retailers expected self-service tech to help slash labor costs, but some are finding it necessary to keep more front-end workers than they may have hoped.

Yeah self-checkout sucks but on the other hand it also doesn’t save the company money. www.businessinsider.com/walmart-cost...

bluesky won’t let me access my invite codes because too many people are coming over here right now lol

bluesky won’t let me access my invite codes because too many people are coming over here right now lol

welcome to bluesky. we have rules

1. don't pick up the phone. you know he's only calling 'cause he's drunk and alone
2. don't let him in. you'll have to kick him out again
3. don't be his friend. you're only gonna wake up in his bed in the morning

and if you're under him, you aint getting over him

And Meta ratted them out. see replies.

[joins an app made by the king of dogshit apps] i can’t believe this app is dogshit

Threads feels like the mall.

threads looks like an app that’s onscreen for two seconds while olivia benson scrolls through it to investigate a kidnapping ring

I’m gonna need us to pick one Twitter competitor please