Imp4ct d0t M4trix

Straights flirting is so fucked up because you can tell that the entire thought process was "he's tall, I want babies in me"

Like, he is giving her NOTHING in terms of interaction and she is absolutely EATING IT UP

I think I've butched too close to the sun and hit the point where masc lesbian starts to become straight t-boy. Gay women almost never notice me anymore and straight women are always flirting now

The lesbian urge to walk up to your found-family sister and be like "incest? 🥺"

Anyone who doesn't want to have sex with me is wrong

Not about their preferences or whatever, but about reality. They are IN the wrong. They are ON the wrong side of history

Their estimation of my fuckability is categorically incorrect.

The thing that I miss the most about being a guy is being able to "bro down" with some dudes

I'm genderfluid, but I don't really wanna tread on t-boy territory since they have so few gatherings for themselves and even the butchiest of women don't really bro-down like that

In the Midwest it's very common to work a place 5-10yrs and still be considered "new" because it's still common to work the same place for 50+yrs

You'll meet 80 year olds who'll be "just starting" to get seniority because everyone else is 90 and they all started working there at 18

Is there a clown dating app yet? Sometimes I'm just aching to get my hands on some clussy

Know what's absolutely fucking crazy about men? They are allowed to look wherever they want when they're walking

They can be looking a completely different direction from where they're walking and it is everyone else's responsibility to both stay out of their way and keep them from getting hurt

I need to learn how to get boys to do that. Girls are easy, boys are weird and confusing

I just missed getting to experience Hypercard games, but learning about them later truly changed how I look at interactive media forever

ooooh, those are cool-looking. i like how "squat" they look

sph but i want it smaller so actually it's very affirming

every girl i love like a sister i also wanna have sex with and i dunno how i should feel about that

woof, yeah, that's true and super fucky

we all crave fame now

It's so funny that being older and more excperienced is seen as manly when actually dude's testosterone levels decline with age. The mostly manly man alive is a virginal gooner twink femboy quickshot that can cum from anal (hands free). Your graying daddy dom is just the butch dyke we have at home.

A Pic in a lace white bra and simple cotton panties

Jumblies

it's only champagne if the transsexual who pissed it into your glass is from the champagne region of France

Also, pinball bars

Things I've had fruitful conversations with straight men about:
Mechs
Pinball
Retro videogames
Cyberpunk
Girl, pretty
Porn, good

Teehee!

I love mechs, and am attracted to kaiju

It's so fuking weird that there are far-right punks, alts, metalheads, and goths

Like "we wanna be different and stick it to the man, but also everyone should conform and do what old men tell them!" 🙄

"Hail Satan, but Christianity should be the legal basis of this country!"

Like, pick a side dude

Fuck yeah. Come to MN, we have healthy trans people

There is something truly magical about someone cumming inside you

Someone else losing all physical and mental control, detaching from reality, and experiencing the greatest pleasure physically possible INSIDE YOUR BODY

That's wild shit when you really think about it. I did that to them

Once you've experienced it, you will crave it for the rest of your life

No matter what it'll be more environmentally sustainable

I have also decided to do this, but to completely ignore the spirit in which it was made

I will start, simply, with 35: the tight squeeze, preferably while the girl calls me a "good boy/girl" in my ear over and over while she cums in me

It's also illegal to sleep in your car most places and even to live in a camper at a campground in some states

The only things that are allowed is financial success or death. Or imprisonment with forced labor

It's my favorite way to be!

Every time I see one of these I just wanna do all of them regardless of likes because I have a desperate need for everyone to know just how horny and fucked up I am

I used to do this but for trailers

"Hmmm...that's big enough to put a trailer on. Let's check local ordinances"