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@simple-dude.bsky.social

Just a guy who does not like where the US is heading. Was a career Airman, now a simple veteran

77 Followers  |  54 Following  |  924 Posts  |  Joined: 08.02.2025  |  2.8186

Latest posts by simple-dude.bsky.social on Bluesky

I think your shirt may be too small……… ohhhhh noooooooo……..

08.11.2025 18:29 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And you would be right….. people have a very short attention span from five years ago…

06.11.2025 04:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

1)

I know my dear friend you are tired.
Your statements you read, the verbiage that stings, that describe how your brain is wired….

I know that your fatigue goes deep, penetrating your skin
The words you choose, the exhaustion in tone, your patience has worn super thin….

04.11.2025 04:33 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

2)

Your soul right now feels weary of this world. Having to drag yourself through it. Sometimes you read shit that’s so vile, it would not surprise me if you hurled….

Sometime you may think there is something wrong, maybe broken with you.

04.11.2025 04:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

3)

But I promise you, there is not…
You are tired…
Due to the world that carries you is a little broken too…

04.11.2025 04:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

M,

What do do is perfect, why? Because it’s you that is doing all the things.

You set the tone and control the parameters, what you choose or what everyone else needs to understand, what you choose NOT to do.

If “management” or anyone else has a problem. Shove it…in their own dick hole.

04.11.2025 01:18 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Clearly… you stare too much at AI models….

You wouldn’t recognize a natural woman if she was right in front of you ….

23.10.2025 17:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So are you done done with the dosage?

That gently smile says ….. “maybe not?”

18.10.2025 02:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That’s genuinely funny

18.10.2025 01:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Remember the time US citizens were killed by mistake in Mexico, and the cartel turned in their own guys and wrote an apology letter?

Those Americans were mistaken for Haitians

15.10.2025 20:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Former Scottish Labour leader pushes Trident misinformation In a recent debate in the Scottish Parliament, former Scottish Labour leader Richard Leonard has once again made incorrect claims about American control over the Trident missile system.

In a recent debate in the Scottish Parliament, former Scottish Labour leader Richard Leonard has once again made incorrect claims about American control over the Trident missile system.

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05.10.2025 14:00 — 👍 2    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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Photos: Garbage at KEMBA Live! - Columbus Underground Alt-rock legends, Garbage brought their Happy Endings tour to Columbus on Wednesday evening with a captivating performance at KEMBA Live!

“Fronted by the captivating Shirley Manson, the four-piece are celebrating over three decades as a band with their final US headlining tour and a live experience we’ll be sad to see go away.”

MORE: columbusunderground.com/photos-garba...

03.10.2025 23:21 — 👍 11    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I love to see Your Nipples,
When you whip them out of your shirt…

When you do that, you send me ripples,
You’re such a little flirt…

When I see them standing tall and erect, out of that fitting thing…

Seeing them out make me wish, just a little, that I could give them a little fling….

03.10.2025 23:41 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

pinch and pull, tweak and flick….
When I gaze upon them, there’s so much trouble, which one first do I pick?

So tender , so plump, I need to act quick….
To pinch and pull , tweak and flick….
Oh my goodness, what a choice I would have…

Which one would I pick?

03.10.2025 22:58 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

1…

The flow of life runs through those veins …..
one peak upon them forces the eyes to endure massive strains….

Those veins allow the swollen melons to maintain their beautiful form….
Anything that covers them will risk getting torn….

03.10.2025 04:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

2…

Proof that within those veins flows sugar and spice…
When people gaze upon what they support, no amount of lust will suffice….

For those veins you see are just a few bits
A few bits that is, of my absolute favorite pair of tits….

03.10.2025 04:01 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Goddamnit, I still see a bad grammar issue…. That’s what happens when I think on the fly…..

02.10.2025 17:20 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Who doesn't love a good rump!?
Yours is very nice and plump…
It would be fun to gently smack and hump….
I do you love your butt….

If I were to see you, I could stare and cheer….
only yours I would gently hold so dear…
The rear, so beautiful it brings me a tear….
I do so love your butt….

02.10.2025 16:39 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Happy birthday to you…. May the days ahead be relatively pain free…

28.09.2025 05:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“ yes…. I’m glad you noticed I removed my scrunchie “

28.09.2025 04:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The sternum needs a lot of attention. Some warm oil and gentle strokes to relieve such tension from the front….

27.09.2025 04:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The quiet Miss M…

The sun through your window pane…
No need to feel the rush for any gain…
Just let the blanket be, or toss if off for all to see….
The coffee's warm, the worries stray,
An exceedingly rare quiet day…..
So kick your feet up, breathe it all in,
And allow the happy thoughts to begin

27.09.2025 04:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A wonderful clip to share who is a fan of tit-fuck Thursdays. 🥰

23.09.2025 20:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Come fly the friendly skies……

23.09.2025 13:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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23.09.2025 13:47 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Ahhhh…… the gold star ⭐️

21.09.2025 04:07 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

To quote NIN….. you are the perfect drug…

19.09.2025 04:01 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Damn it….. that song was stuck in my head for two whole years 25 years ago…. and now…. It is again….. thanks 😂

19.09.2025 03:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

This whole country is really dystopian at the moment …..

14.09.2025 02:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m sure there is an uptick of activity at curaçao

14.09.2025 02:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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