Jason Gore

Got to see Cropper once when Neil played with Booker T. and the MG’s. Hell of a musician. RIP.

Hahahahaha

Nathan is the best. The first person to ever write about 108.9 The Hawk and champion it. If you’re able to help, the GoFundMe link is below.

“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”

The three spirits:

Santa cocks his shotgun.

“Let’s finish this parade.”

Peace, love and *record scratch* cowboys?

Styxgiving DOES tie into the regular annual “Alice’s Restaurant” related episode we tend to do, but with that Styx flavor rubbed on it.

Happy Styxgiving. Get it anywhere you get podcasts along with a HAWK REBROADCAST of “The Alice Saga,” we’ve got your Thanksgiving ass covered.

Today’s parade has been a whole lotta “huh’s” and “who?” but the HOLIDAY GHOST HAS BEEN HERE THE WHOLE TIME AND YOU GOTTA CELEBRATE OR ELSE IT WILL ATTACK.

And now, from the Playmobil float, new pop singer Whitnee Flagler with her song, “Thanksgiving Mouth Stuff.”

The Ghost of Whitney Houston: I did a duet in 2025?! With who? Who is that?

And guess what, Al! Here comes Ray Parker Jr’s float. Yep, he made his own float, playing “Ghostbusters” by himself with no Ghostbusters art or anything because he couldn’t legally use it. Just a buncha scary ass pumpkins around him and they look really unhappy, Al.

And nothing says Thanksgiving like Jiffy cornbread mix AND 90’s Canadian rap sensation, Snow! Performing “Informer” with the help of the Clayton Beach Community College Marching Bastards!

They wouldn’t even let Smash Mouth perform with the Shrek balloon.

You remember Pong? The video game? Boring as shit? Well, here’s the balloon, Al.

SPOILER: THERE ARE NO ORIGINAL FOREIGNERS IN THIS FOREIGNER. YOU ARE BEING LIED TO.

The Park County Summer School Dreamettes are here dancing extremely suggestively to the music of Scissor Sisters. Just showing off everything. If this isn’t what Thanksgiving is about, I don’t know what is, Al.

48th

The Ritz cracker float is on fire this year. Literally. Authorities are desperately trying to put it out and save the cast from the NBC classic, “Caroline In The City” fresh off the filming of their reboot, “Caroline In The Suburbs.” But don’t they look happy to be back together, despite the fire.

I don’t know if you are watching the Peacock feed of the parade, but if I hear that weird Dylan voice singing “Girl From The North Country” again, I’m gonna crack.

Goddamn

And who could forget the Grands biscuits float with new pop sensation, Drake Blouson singing his creepy new holiday hit, “Santa Sees You Do Everything (Everything).”

And here comes the Vlassic Pickles float with Ugly Kid Joe doing their new Thanksgiving-fied version of their song, “I Hate Everything About You (Thanksgiving)”

Was sitting here thinking, “Hope I see Shaggy on the Jennie-O float doing a review of all of his hits.”

TOM ZANKE IS SULLY

Theatre in Crete still celebrating the film, Sully.

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34 years gone.

“Holy Christ, that new Aerosmith is bad.” — Something I have said since “Just Push Play.”

AND IT SEEMS TO ME / YOU LIVED YOUR LIFE / LIKE A CANDLE IN THE WIND